LDAR Puns n jokes for a PRIZE

[Guest2]

Post some incel puns n jokes like.
This place is feeling a bit too gloomy recently...
It can be bad/good or corny, just give me those sweet alerts...
The funniest joke/pun can earn the GREAT REWARD of:

ME FOLLOWING YOU ON INCELS.IS, THE FORBIDDEN AND VIRGIN TERRAIN NEVER TO HAVE BEEN TREAD UPON, A NOBLE HONOUR TO HE WHO DESERVES IT.

I'll start:
Why does the van rental close after 1AM?

Spoiler: THE AMAZING PUNCHLINE

Because they don't want 2 van attacks!

 

[Guest2]

@Michael15651 tfw even you don't bump my thread...

 

[Michael15651]

@Michael15651 tfw even you don't bump my thread...

Bump!

I'm bad at jokes but this needs to be spread.