News Pro-democracy protests erupt in Eswatini, whose king now has 15 wives and 35 children

[PPEcel]

Latest news:

Africa’s Last Absolute Monarchy Convulsed by Mass Protests (Published 2021)

Eswatini, the former Swaziland, has been ruled by high-living kings since its independence in 1968. Its impoverished citizens say they’ve had enough.

www.nytimes.com

Armed forces open fire in crackdown on anti-monarchy protests in Eswatini

Teargas used against protesters in African kingdom with an overnight curfew imposed

www.theguardian.com

Mswati III is king of a country that is roughly the size of Luxembourg or New Jersey. Eswatini is poor as fuck, with more than half the population living on $1 a day, but he lives a stupidly lavish lifestyle with two private jets and a dozen or so palaces. Every few years he holds some sort of dance ceremony where he gets to pick 1 out of some 40,000 virgin foids to be a new wife. In fact, his predecessor and father, Sobhuza, had 70 wives and 210 children.



Monarchies are incredibly cucked.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

with such a small kingdom if your dad has 200+ kids and you are more than likely to have 100+ kids in his lifetime...

everyone else is basically fucking family members, right?
i mean who is to say one of the princesses doesn't end up being his niece or something

its fucked up but im not mad at him. he gamed the system. good for him.

 

[trying to ascend]

It would be over if he wasn't king tbh

 

[WØLF]

[UWSL]with more than half the population living on $1 a day[/UWSL]

 

[Deleted member 23518]

Monarchies are cucked but democracies are even worse. Otherwise MSM wouldn't support the protests.

 

[PPEcel]

Monarchies are cucked but democracies are even worse. Otherwise MSM wouldn't support the protests.

MSM is based

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Latest news:

Africa’s Last Absolute Monarchy Convulsed by Mass Protests (Published 2021)

Eswatini, the former Swaziland, has been ruled by high-living kings since its independence in 1968. Its impoverished citizens say they’ve had enough.

www.nytimes.com

Armed forces open fire in crackdown on anti-monarchy protests in Eswatini

Teargas used against protesters in African kingdom with an overnight curfew imposed

www.theguardian.com

Mswati III is king of a country that is roughly the size of Luxembourg or New Jersey. Eswatini is poor as fuck, with more than half the population living on $1 a day, but he lives a stupidly lavish lifestyle with two private jets and a dozen or so palaces. Every few years he holds some sort of dance ceremony where he gets to pick 1 out of some 40,000 virgin foids to be a new wife. In fact, his predecessor and father, Sobhuza, had 70 wives and 210 children.



Monarchies are incredibly cucked.

in certain ancient societies it was common for the king or lord to literally cuck everyone serving directly under him by impregnating their wives and leaving them to raise the child. apparently the indo european word for king literally means something like "communal progenitor" to reflect this

 

[PPEcel]

in certain ancient societies it was common for the king or lord to literally cuck everyone serving directly under him by impregnating their wives and leaving them to raise the child. apparently the indo european word for king literally means something like "communal progenitor" to reflect this

can u respond to dm

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

I didn't even the country was called Eswatini now jfl.

 

[PPEcel]

I didn't even the country was called Eswatini now jfl.

Me neither I still thought it was called Swaziland until yesterday.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

its fucked up but im not mad at him. he gamed the system. good for him.

He didn't game shit, he was just born in the right place. Holy shit how fucking cucked has this site become

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

man that sucks. I like to daydream about being the monarch or autocrat of a small country sometimes. I don’t want anything big I know my limits, but I think I could do very well if in charge of a small area or nation.

Monarchies are incredibly cucked.

Monarchies, like any autocracy, relies heavily on the autocrat. Monarchies can theoretically be the least cucked best government system in the world. That is, if the monarch is a good monarch. On the other hand, it can be the worst government system in the world if the monarch is a shitty retard.

 

[Caesercel]

Isn't eswatini like enclaved by South Africa. Jfl @being called a country, they shouldjust join SA. Same for Lesotho.

[UWSL]. Every few years he holds [/UWSL]some sort of dance ceremony[UWSL] where he gets to pick 1 out of some 40,000 virgin foids to be a new wife. [/UWSL]

There's no way there are 40k virgins in the same place. Based nonetheless tbh.

MSM is based

 

[PPEcel]

He didn't game shit, he was just born in the right place. Holy shit how fucking cucked has this site become

exactly

man that sucks. I like to daydream about being the monarch or autocrat of a small country sometimes. I don’t want anything big I know my limits, but I think I could do very well if in charge of a small area or nation.

Monarchies, like any autocracy, relies heavily on the autocrat. Monarchies can theoretically be the least cucked best government system in the world. That is, if the monarch is a good monarch. On the other hand, it can be the worst government system in the world if the monarch is a shitty retard.

do you like the part about having a group of 40k foids to pick from

id be interested to see you in charge of a small country tbh

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

do you like the part about having a group of 40k foids to pick from

I wouldn’t. I’d have maybe a few of my class (influential political families or something) and then try to improve birthratemaxx by unironically arranging marriages. Assuming these women are orphans or something.

id be interested to see you in charge of a small country tbh

I never understood these kings (especially in this scenario) having huge luxurious stuff. I’d live in luxury of course but (especially in this state) I think alot of my proceeds would go back to propoganda or tax cuts to make people happier. I might be a millionaire but I would atleast throw out some cash in the street to get some popularity (like papa doc Duvalier did, who was the longest reigning shitty dictator probably in history). I mean this guy has 2 jets? In a country of Swaziland even selling one of his jets could probably fix the current unrest.

Although tbh south Africa is probably sponsoring all of this and will invade to “restore democracy”.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

hope monarch kills thoses stupid farmers

 

[PPEcel]

hope monarch kills thoses stupid farmers

farmers are based

 

[PPEcel]

Lifefuel for @WØLF
Jbb strikes again

hes a blackcel?

 

[BlkPillPres]

What a mighty king, now that is peak genetics

 

[WawelDragon1683]

niggers gonna nig. instead of caring for his people he spends it all on himself. worthless sucm

 

[PPEcel]

What a mighty king, now that is peak genetics

Mogs

 

[TheIncredibleIncel]

niggers gonna nig. instead of caring for his people he spends it all on himself. worthless sucm

That's typical behavior for kings and queens all across the world.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

Dude would be on the forum if he was born in our hellholes instead of his shithole, amazing the difference location and birthright make.

Anyway democracy is cucked, we see the results.

 

[PPEcel]

That's typical behavior for kings and queens all across the world.

Monarchies are a fucking joke.

 

[Deleted member 22531]

Its africa so i don’t care lol

 

[PPEcel]

Its africa so i don’t care lol

brutal