Experiment Post what your honest dating profile would look like

quinn24

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19, white, male, very below average looking face, 5'7", virgin, going to college but idk how that will pan out, ldar in free time on the internet, likes drugs, reads, stopped caring about video games, only attracted to teens although a large portion of them are not legally available (not that they would be an option to begin with) and even then they're not as attractive as 2D
 
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24, white autistic male, been starved of pussy my entire fucking life so you whores should make it up for me by spreading your legs.

ded srs
 
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30, white male, almost nw3, recessed chin, ugly sleepless eyes.
great modern job skills and complicated hobbies, but unmotivated because i can't get any pussy and never got any in my entire life, and bad social skills lead to me getting monstrously ripped off and exploited by everyone around me, employer or otherwise.
extremely angry at women for being irredeemable whores who won't let an honest man touch them before they're 39 years old.
 
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I'm 24, autistic. I'm 5'5, and a NEET. Very insecure so I wear lifts.
I've never had a close friendship, I have major trust issues. I dont have a good face to make up for my lack of NT status or lack of height either.

I'm incredibly depressed at times and suffer from mild agoraphobia.

I have nothing to bring to the table and you likely never truly love me even if you do pick me.
 
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quinn24 said:
19, white, male, very below average looking face, 5'7", virgin, going to college but idk how that will pan out, ldar in free time on the internet, likes drugs, reads, stopped caring about video games, only attracted to teens although a large portion of them are not legally available (not that they would be an option to begin with) and even then they're not as attractive as 2D

Insomniac said:
24, white autistic male, been starved of pussy my entire fucking life so you whores should make it up for me by spreading your legs.

ded srs

turbocuckcel_7000 said:
30, white male, almost nw3, recessed chin, ugly sleepless eyes.
great modern job skills and complicated hobbies, but unmotivated because i can't get any pussy and never got any in my entire life, and bad social skills lead to me getting monstrously ripped off and exploited by everyone around me.
extremely angry at women for being irredeemable whores who won't let an honest man touch them before they're 39 years old.

This is why you are all finkels.
 
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(You're not supposed to include the bad bits)
 
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NEETAndTidy said:
I'm 24, autistic. I'm 5'5, and a NEET. Very insecure so I wear lifts.
I've never had a close friendship, I have major trust issues. I dont have a good face to make up for my last of NT status or lack of height either.

I'm incredibly depressed at times and suffer from mild agoraphobia.

I have nothing to bring to the table and you likely never truly love me even if you do pick me.

Mogs me
 
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JFL at anyone willingly participating in this obvious datamining.
Something fishy is going on the last few weeks.
It's over.
 
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turbomanlet 5'2 with superiority complex, 0 social skills despite being low inhib, broken jaw, all my photos are angle faked and I don't look nothing like these ones in my profile
 
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ReallyRice said:
JFL at anyone willingly participating in this obvious datamining.
Something fishy is going on the last few weeks.
It's over.
all this is some type of experiment
 
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Blacktarpill said:
18,NT,mixed, normie, steam, papa gaben, game collector, low bmi, nw0, 5'7,badge collector, submissive, masochistic, looking for femdom gf, into redheads.
Would you not put on ur profile that u want to be used as furniture
 
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Damo the incel said:
Would you not put on ur profile that u want to be used as furniture
Its a part of bdsm and stuff so they can understand thid tbhtbh
 
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If you’re not put off by my looks and are thinking of giving me chance because your getting on a bit to
You won’t like me when we meet, I’m autistic
 
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SupremeG said:
26, Gymcel, manlet, Far right, Autistic, worship Hitler and Third Reich, virgin, never had gf, low IQ, low graduation, Officecel and I don't know how to make friends.

Worshipping Hitler and the Third Reich... You cannot be low IQ.
 
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I'm an ugly man who is a virgin for sadness
 
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