Theory Possible Ascension Method: The Wedding Ring Pill

[Deleted member 24297]

Would carrying a wedding ring and pictures of kids in your wallet boost your SMS as foids are aroused by the thought of seducing a settled men since they are psychopaths who lovecdrama and heartbreak?

Youd still be ugly ofc but she might fuck you to cause missery in another ranom fouds life

 

[Irredeemable]

Just jam their personality detector theory

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Would carrying a wedding ring and pictures of kids in your wallet boost your SMS as foids are aroused by the thought of seducing a settled men since they are psychopaths who lovecdrama and heartbreak?

Youd still be ugly ofc but she might fuck you to cause missery in another ranom fouds life

preselection game might work, but not as a truecel

 

[rope2cope]

So I should cancel the £10 wedding ring I just ordered from eBay?

 

[Ellsworth]

I think George Costanza tried this.

 

[Emba]

I think George Costanza tried this.

Man hands... Face.


It doesn't work irl

 

[VindalooCell]

Just Go with It - Wikipedia

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In 1988, Daniel "Danny" Maccabee (Adam Sandler), a 22-year-old man, leaves his wedding right before the ceremony is about to begin after learning that his fiancée is cheating on him, and was only marrying him because he was going to be a doctor. He goes to drink alone at a bar, where a young, beautiful woman walks in. She sees that Danny has a wedding ring on his hand, and asks him about his wife, to which he explains how she recently left him for someone else, and the woman from the bar ends up sleeping with him.

Twenty-three years later, Danny (now 45 years old) is now a successful plastic surgeon in Los Angeles who feigns unhappy marriages to get women, and to avoid romantic commitment that may lead to heartbreak.

 

[Selinity]

Would carrying a wedding ring and pictures of kids in your wallet boost your SMS as foids are aroused by the thought of seducing a settled men since they are psychopaths who lovecdrama and heartbreak?

Youd still be ugly ofc but she might fuck you to cause missery in another ranom fouds life

foids will see the ring, then your face and LAUGH

 

[Deleted member 31869]

Would carrying a wedding ring and pictures of kids in your wallet boost your SMS as foids are aroused by the thought of seducing a settled men since they are psychopaths who lovecdrama and heartbreak?

Youd still be ugly ofc but she might fuck you to cause missery in another ranom fouds life

works only for chad

 

[Saigon Depression]

works only for chad

Yeah, an incel wouldnt fool anyone with this.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Would work if youre above a 5. Preselection is real.

 

[FinnCel]

High IQ

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

no but it might boost your MMS. SMS doesn't need much boosting anyway, it's a small amount of data