Out of all things about ITniggers, the funniest is how they believe the online time counter

[blackraven]

The online time is notoriously broken and it counts time way more than actually spent, even if user just has one incels tab open then proceeds to drown a large shit in toilet, cooks bull's eye eggs with herbs and ham, devours it and flushes the food down with apple juice and after 48 minutes returns to his computer, guess what all those 48 minutes would be accounted as if he actually was online and then ITniggers say : wow inkel spend 10 hours at inkel forum, how it that even possible

 

[Animecel2D]

: wow inkel spend 10 hours at inkel forum, how it that even possible

Yes I do spend more than 10 hours everyday on the forum how did you know?

 

[Deinogalerix]

cooks bull's eye eggs with herbs and ham, devours it and flushes the food down with apple juice

Weirdly specific

 

[Man]

What’s even funnier are the comments about post counts.

“WOW THIS USER POSTS 800 TIMES A DAY, AND THEY CALL US LOSERS.”

when they spend 5 minutes a day spamming the sewers to get some funny colors on their usernames

 

[kaan]

My time is legit. I never leave a tab open and let it sit. If any mod/admin is reading this and can see my activity please confirm.

 

[Old Ironsides]

wow!? some of us actually go to work??? no way!!!

 

[blackraven]

My time is legit. I never leave a tab open and let it sit. If any mod/admin is reading this and can see my activity please confirm.

Not necesarily. They might be it calculating in 20 minute sessions, meaning if you log off after 23 minutes they would count as if you were online for 40 minutes

 

[Khanivore]

Not necesarily. They might be it calculating in 20 minute sessions, meaning if you log off after 23 minutes they would count as if you were online for 40 minutes

Why 20 minutes? Assumption?

 

[blackraven]

Why 20 minutes? Assumption?

yes, i don't really know, but each website user has cookie that expires after certain time. Unless they give cookie each second, which would be very resource intensive theres bound to be some overcounting

 

[Khanivore]

yes, i don't really know, but each website user has cookie that expires after certain time. Unless they give cookie each second, which would be very resource intensive theres bound to be some overcounting

Each minute, i suppose - timer is counting each minute

 

[Izayacel]

Its Just for how Long you have this Tab Open.

 

[kaan]

Not necesarily. They might be it calculating in 20 minute sessions, meaning if you log off after 23 minutes they would count as if you were online for 40 minutes

Tried tracking my hours online. Looks like you're right. Not certain the time but 20 mins isnt a bad guess.

And I do log in and log out many times a day so that doubly inflating my online time.

 

[ElTruecel]

lol most people spend 9-12 hours on their phone don’t know why they’re so surprised with these hours & posts. They’d have similar stats if reddit had smth similar

 

[Geryon]

Yeah there's no way in hell I've spent this much time online, I don't think it would amount to even 15 hours in total

 

[Swagpilled]

not me I, close all tabs between every post I make

 

[SlayerSlayer]

trucels constantly run their computers on

 

[pixy.]

They’d have similar stats if reddit had smth similar

 

[IncelKing]

WhatevER you mentioned in this thread, I already knew this.

The time spent is a record of the time your incels.is account tab is open while you are logged in, irregardless of whether you were actually using the forum while tab was open or you were doing something else but just left the tab open.

This is common sense, but don’t expect low iq retards on IT (who think pERsonality is such a powERful phenomenon that it not only influences pERception of attractiveness in the eyes of othERs, but that on a widER scale personality affects all events in the univERse) to have much common sense

 

[SnakeCel]

cooks bull's eye eggs with herbs and ham, devours it and flushes the food down with apple juice

Weirdly specific

Sounds like a pretty good foodcope ngl