RageFuel Online competitive team games are fucking horrible

[SupremeSaint]

Games like OverWatch, League of Legends, Marvel Rivals, Dota, etc, that have a competitive mode and require you to play with others are horrible.

For starters for just being on the losing teams will cause a drop in rank.It doesn’t matter if you played good but loss due to a teammate being mentally retarded. It’s a team based game but I get punished just for being on the losing team.

That brings me to the player base. A good chunk of these players are the most asinine Neanderthals I have ever interacted with. They’re either, flat out retarded, smurfs, intentionally throwing the game, have their mic on with background noise in the back, etc.

The SBMM aspect of these games are horrible also, if you play good in one match you get to reward of going against grandmasters of the game, if you play bad you get rewarded with playing chimpanzees.

Every time I load into a ranked match I hope I get teammates that aren’t a bunch of knuckle draggers. I’ll use OW and Marvel rivals for example, I could be playing support and my tanks and DPS would dive straight into the enemy to the point they’re out of my healing range and then complain when I die. Vice verse I could literally be right in from of them pinging for heals and these

Ignoramuses decide not to heal me.​

I haven’t even gotten into the moderation of these games. They’re soft bitches who will ban you if you say one offensive word.

I hate the fundamental design of the competitive modes, they’re idiotic and backwards.

I also haven’t mentioned the atrocious character balancing either.

 

[SupremeSaint]

I get literal mouth droolers as my teammates have the time

 

[SK6208]

Every fucking time i play CS2 i have 4 fucking cretins in my team

 

[starystulejarz]

That's why i play Enlisted as it has no ranked/no SBMM and SP games


View: https://youtu.be/Q9UrpEH8fIk

 

[SmhChan]

Not just team games.
Online games are all about abusing ping and mechanics. It's been so many fucking years, yet the devs don't develop games where the outcome primarily doesn't rely on who can button smash faster, which brings the ping heavily into the equation. I fucking loathe online gaming.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i just witnessed a bizarre event related to a coop game, not a competitive game, where a guy who plays an OP loadout had the developer's ear and asked for other guys' classes that they usually play to be nerfed, in a coop game mind, and they didn't say anything or complain, and so the change made it into the next build

idk what to even say

people are just retarded

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

as some1 who overwatchmaxxed with like 4k hours i know exactly what ur talking about
ive talked abuot it many times
its one of the most mentally draining, gaslighting experiences of my life
Blizzards matchmaking patent is just shy of pure evil

I've been simultaneously grandmaster on one account
and hardstuck 51% winrate platinum on another, because I had upset the MM algorythm as hard as possible

* i had like 15 leavers in a week. all 15 on my team. this is mathematically impossible to be a coincidence. The algo simply put deranking chimpanzees on my team, to counter my overcompensating input.
* all cheaters on enemy team
* smurfs on team every single game. Not just one to counter my technical smurfing. I'm talking upwards of all 6 players. Perhaps the best OW player of all time - Dafran, struggles really hard against 2 smurfs. Because, granted, he can outplay them, but other 4 or 5 of his teammates will do nothing but die 10 times in a row to those smurfs. You cannot win a team game 1v6 no matter who you are. Not even with cheats. But 5 or 6 smurfs? genuinely laughably robbed of my chance to win the moment that lobby was put together.

as an OW player you can probably immediately notice how
there are 5-6 enemy players whose accounts are the minimum level to play competitive or just above it on their team.
compared to 1-3 on my team
the game was out for 5 years already when i took these.
its impossible to claim being a new player with these conditions.
ofc my teams got always curbstomped and even tho im playing at low GM level i'm forced to a 50% winrate.
Kumbaya-ass idealized utopian idea that everybody needs 50% winrate no matter what.

normies have never believed me til I showed them footage of it. And at that point they started ad hominem instead claiming im cheating (better than them) or smurfing. Which one is it? if im unable to rank up to the rank i deserve its not my fault.

There are many more points why OW Is a done deal such as balance, politics, hero design, 5v5 balancing identity crisis (supports and tank too OP, dps too underpowered), terrible metas, extremely cringeworthy soyjak and troon community so on and so forth.

Of all these extra points since its too time consuming, im only gonna outline one.
Mass reporting everybody for everything.
I have had like 11 OW accounts closed throughout the 6 years that I played, most by not really breaking any rules.
I was simply guilty of playing good and that pisses people off.
I also mained widowmaker. You can genuinely get 10 reports per hour by just existing as a widow main.
See example:

see the problem. My account is muted. I cant have said racist things in chat even if I wanted to. Yet I got reported for racism anyway.
Multiple times. One time, I raped this winston player, also while muted. Next game he was on MY team. He used voice chat and match chat to convince ALL 11 PLAYERS to report me for saying nigger. As revenge. My account was flagged and I got a suspension warning.
Blizzard has this shit automated. At least the non-permanent punishments. (their standards for permanently closing accounts are also laughably low. Following multiple automated suspensions, 1 of my account was "reviewed" by a troon employee, and he gave a green light to ban me. I emailed asking for examples of said offensive language that got me banned. He pasted some of my chats.
Here are a couple examples I remember: "that was actually badass"(apparently toxic cuz it contains ass) "You cheeky basterd xD"(again, positive context, treated as insult with the word bastard bcuz confirmation bias says ive been suspended for toxicity already)."bg". Yes I got reported for saying "bg". Thus I lost 1 of my accounts with the best skins.
if theres 1 thing i hate its grown ass men obeying cancel culture, reporting other dudes for "wahh, mean pixels, im gonna karen your account out of existence for this"
That is maybe the most uniting essence of the OW community

 

[TheCatMan]

When I'm doing raids on Pokemon Scarlet/Violet I get paired with either 5 year olds or retards. I can do the raids by myself but every time they get KO'd it drains the timer and it screws all of us. Same thing with Roblox it's very few times where I'm not carrying the team.

 

[AsiaCel]

That's why i play Enlisted as it has no ranked/no SBMM and SP games


View: https://youtu.be/Q9UrpEH8fIk

I play gaijins game too, but in the case it's war thunder.

In general if you abandon the expectation of winning, and aren't at BR of too bad balancing, it's decently fun (as long your gun or tank can compete against uptiers reasonably?

 

[Maikowski]

The real problem is the broken MMR, they always create one sided teams. Like how hard is it to fix the algo so that both teams are even?

Team games you always get slackers, it's literally like socialism no one does shit if they can get away with doing nothing

 

[Caichan]

it’s usually just kids tbh

 

[starystulejarz]

In general if you abandon the expectation of winning, and aren't at BR of too bad balancing, it's decently fun (as long your gun or tank can compete against uptiers reasonably?

You can play BR3 Americans or Soviets and never think again about not being able to compete or about uptiers as BR3 vs BR5 uptiers got disabled you can only met BR2, BR3 and BR4 and since nobody plays BR4 it's a dead BR (only 10% of matches). I still play as BR2 Sov and Americans since they have great smgs, good rifles (bolties just got buffed so you can still keep aiming while shooting), great tanks and very good planes that you can spam. T-28/E + BT-7a F-32 (three spammable 76mm tanks) and my american premium M24 can fight against BR3 German tanks, hell even Crusader can as it's pen is more than enough.
Even BR2 planes can easily destroy any tank of BR2-5, especially soviet bombers that has 6x 100kg bombs lmao. Germany is the weakest of them all at BR2 so i don't see much point of playing them unless you are a vet with shitload of good legacy weapons/tanks, and BR3 is still significantly weaker but the gap is not as huge as before.
Recently Americans got massive buffs at BR2-3 so they are also pretty good, however Soviets are kings of BR2/3/5. Japan has powerful smgs and at rifle, and good mgs but anything else is just bad or mediocre only at BR3 they finally start to become truly great but they are still missing a better tank or at launcher so once enemy deploys Shermans you are screwed if not then you will most likely win with no issues as your smgs are that fucking good, at BR5 they can easily dominate americans with their rifles, smgs, mgs but American planes may be a big issue, br4 doesn't exist for them so they can't even matchmake vs BR4-5 as BR3.

 

[Trident]

All these competitive games inducing stress. Also such games attract a lot of motherfuckers who want to cheat their way to the top.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

The real problem is the broken MMR, they always create one sided teams. Like how hard is it to fix the algo so that both teams are even?

Team games you always get slackers, it's literally like socialism no one does shit if they can get away with doing nothing

This, no one would complain about these games as much if the MMR was just fixed. They artificially try to boost your playtime by punishing you each time you hard stomp the enemy, just another way for jews to grab more of your slop money.

 

[Extern]

They are fun to grief in