andrej
I hate simps
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So one of my few friends and possibly the only one I have right now since others betrayed me had invited me for a za session and I thought he was going to be alone so I pulled up to the park and I immediately knew it was going to be a shitty day when I saw a foid sitting on the bench with him. For context, the foid is 15 years old or possibly 16 now and she is a really makeup frauded MTB with I would say good ass, but holy shit is she a fucking retarded kid. This bitch started flexing to us about how she can smoke a lot and she was saying "guys I once smoked 2 grams and I rolled them into 5 joints I was sooo high". She then started showing us her gallery and saying "Look I was so high look at my eyes omg do you see how red they are?" and yeah her eyes pretty much looked like someone cummed on her and they probably did. Then this bitch talked about how she broke up with her boyfriend and I asked her why and she just said with a smiling expression: "Well I cheated on him." Five seconds of silence and I just look at her with the most disgust I ever had in my life and I just asked her: "Why?" to which she replied: "Well he didn't really treat me right he always took me to the same places and we did the same things so I didn't like that." I then asked her why didn't she just break up with him or communicate instead of cheating and she said that she did communicate but he still kept things the old way. Then I asked her again why couldn't she just break up with him and the excuse she used will spike your cortisol. She said to me: "Well I only cheated once out of all the relationships I had so why is that a problem? The new boyfriend or you can call him the ex before my ex has entertained me for 4 straight years and I never felt bored with him so I probably won't cheat on him." At this point I heard enough and just wanted to roll up as fast as possible smoke and then leave. Holy shit that was a cancer giver, if you guys saw the smile she had while telling me it's because she cheated on him you would have put her to sleep with an overhand right definetly.





