It's Over Oldcel Trait: Your brain is still an edgy virgin teenager

[blackpillednigga]

Im still mentally a teenager but Im no longer as edgy as I used to be

 

[Skoga]

Weird knowing most here are under 25?

Because most incels over 25 either killed themselves or are betabuxxing some old fat roastie

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

I get mistaken for a teenager a lot

 

[ULTRAMAN]

many believe I am younger than I appear

 

[FEMCELS FANTASY]

I am one of the oldest oldcels here. And I just realized how pathetic it is for someone of my age to still think like an edgy teenager. If I have to be honest, most of you are probably fucking teenagers because no one over twenty is that edgy. You're all a bunch of edgy teenagers that are gonna have sex someday and learn how to shut the edgelord off, especially when YOUR GIRLFRIEND TURNS YOU INTO A BETA CUCK ORBITER.

You're gonna look back and make self-deprecating jokes about how much of a pathetic edgelord you used to be. And you were only like this because you had to fit in like very other asshole in a CoD forum. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX. And you developed a pattern to keep on having sex by being a cuck, because you have to admit, for some low-tier normie people being a cuck works on a certain kind of hole who gave up and decided to just give into the meal ticket idea of a boyfriend.

They just grow out of the edgelord. Because they had sex. They had sex and it calmed them down enough to not think about manifestos and race wars all day.

BUT FOR ME, IM LITERALLY STUCK HERE.

I CANT ADULT

I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX TO AT LEAST MOVE THE LADDER IN MATURITY

YOU CANT BE A MATURE VIRGIN UNLESS YOU HAVE NO BALLS

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TROONS WANT TO TROON US OUT

ITS REVERSE GROOMING


I think I need to explain why I'm so edgy: Im so edgy because it's the only way I can entertain myself. I just want to say shocking things on the internet I can't say on IRL out of cowardice. I have no one but myself to rely on for stimulation. That why I have a hard time believing in edgy nofappers. If you are egdy, you factually just have a high sex drive and you masturbate A LOT. Edgy masturbatory behavior in all aspects of life. You like music that is just 10 minute solos of virtuosic SHREDDING. Sonic over Mario. Mountain Dew over Diet Coke. Everything has to be based and edgy and extreme, as we sit in front of our screen mouth breathing with a thousand cunt stare from watching too much porn.

Being edgy is a form of intellectual masturbation, you're constantly pleasing yourself at the shock you cause to others.

I’m permanently stuck at being 17 mentally because women are selfish fucking cunts.

 

[darkie]

Most if not all people on this forum will never have sex or at least a relationship/kids.

Plus most normies aren't edgy they're "safe edgy".

Most of the young people my age here I can tell by the way they speak and act will have sex and are fakecels, theres a level of certain normalness they will have that proves it, being even able to work, and look at women is one of them, having past interactions with women is another, having the ability to socialize and speak with others is a big one

 

[slavcel11]

I think because it reminds me of a young adult life that I wish had, instead of the one I had.

For me this is the exact reason, I know it in my heart.

 

[loopcel]

I'm a child at heart