SlayerSlayer
The Satoru Iwata of incels.is
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I am one of the oldest oldcels here. And I just realized how pathetic it is for someone of my age to still think like an edgy teenager. If I have to be honest, most of you are probably fucking teenagers because no one over twenty is that edgy. You're all a bunch of edgy teenagers that are gonna have sex someday and learn how to shut the edgelord off, especially when YOUR GIRLFRIEND TURNS YOU INTO A BETA CUCK ORBITER.
You're gonna look back and make self-deprecating jokes about how much of a pathetic edgelord you used to be. And you were only like this because you had to fit in like very other asshole in a CoD forum. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX. And you developed a pattern to keep on having sex by being a cuck, because you have to admit, for some low-tier normie people being a cuck works on a certain kind of hole who gave up and decided to just give into the meal ticket idea of a boyfriend.
They just grow out of the edgelord. Because they had sex. They had sex and it calmed them down enough to not think about manifestos and race wars all day.
BUT FOR ME, IM LITERALLY STUCK HERE.
I CANT ADULT
I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX TO AT LEAST MOVE THE LADDER IN MATURITY
YOU CANT BE A MATURE VIRGIN UNLESS YOU HAVE NO BALLS
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TROONS WANT TO TROON US OUT
ITS REVERSE GROOMING
I think I need to explain why I'm so edgy: Im so edgy because it's the only way I can entertain myself. I just want to say shocking things on the internet I can't say on IRL out of cowardice. I have no one but myself to rely on for stimulation. That why I have a hard time believing in edgy nofappers. If you are egdy, you factually just have a high sex drive and you masturbate A LOT. Edgy masturbatory behavior in all aspects of life. You like music that is just 10 minute solos of virtuosic SHREDDING. Sonic over Mario. Mountain Dew over Diet Coke. Everything has to be based and edgy and extreme, as we sit in front of our screen mouth breathing with a thousand cunt stare from watching too much porn.
Being edgy is a form of intellectual masturbation, you're constantly pleasing yourself at the shock you cause to others.
You're gonna look back and make self-deprecating jokes about how much of a pathetic edgelord you used to be. And you were only like this because you had to fit in like very other asshole in a CoD forum. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX. And you developed a pattern to keep on having sex by being a cuck, because you have to admit, for some low-tier normie people being a cuck works on a certain kind of hole who gave up and decided to just give into the meal ticket idea of a boyfriend.
They just grow out of the edgelord. Because they had sex. They had sex and it calmed them down enough to not think about manifestos and race wars all day.
BUT FOR ME, IM LITERALLY STUCK HERE.
I CANT ADULT
I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX TO AT LEAST MOVE THE LADDER IN MATURITY
YOU CANT BE A MATURE VIRGIN UNLESS YOU HAVE NO BALLS
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TROONS WANT TO TROON US OUT
ITS REVERSE GROOMING
I think I need to explain why I'm so edgy: Im so edgy because it's the only way I can entertain myself. I just want to say shocking things on the internet I can't say on IRL out of cowardice. I have no one but myself to rely on for stimulation. That why I have a hard time believing in edgy nofappers. If you are egdy, you factually just have a high sex drive and you masturbate A LOT. Edgy masturbatory behavior in all aspects of life. You like music that is just 10 minute solos of virtuosic SHREDDING. Sonic over Mario. Mountain Dew over Diet Coke. Everything has to be based and edgy and extreme, as we sit in front of our screen mouth breathing with a thousand cunt stare from watching too much porn.
Being edgy is a form of intellectual masturbation, you're constantly pleasing yourself at the shock you cause to others.
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