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It's Over Oldcel Trait: Your brain is still an edgy virgin teenager

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I am one of the oldest oldcels here. And I just realized how pathetic it is for someone of my age to still think like an edgy teenager. If I have to be honest, most of you are probably fucking teenagers because no one over twenty is that edgy. You're all a bunch of edgy teenagers that are gonna have sex someday and learn how to shut the edgelord off, especially when YOUR GIRLFRIEND TURNS YOU INTO A BETA CUCK ORBITER.

You're gonna look back and make self-deprecating jokes about how much of a pathetic edgelord you used to be. And you were only like this because you had to fit in like very other asshole in a CoD forum. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX. And you developed a pattern to keep on having sex by being a cuck, because you have to admit, for some low-tier normie people being a cuck works on a certain kind of hole who gave up and decided to just give into the meal ticket idea of a boyfriend.

They just grow out of the edgelord. Because they had sex. They had sex and it calmed them down enough to not think about manifestos and race wars all day.

BUT FOR ME, IM LITERALLY STUCK HERE.

I CANT ADULT

I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX TO AT LEAST MOVE THE LADDER IN MATURITY

YOU CANT BE A MATURE VIRGIN UNLESS YOU HAVE NO BALLS

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TROONS WANT TO TROON US OUT

ITS REVERSE GROOMING


I think I need to explain why I'm so edgy: Im so edgy because it's the only way I can entertain myself. I just want to say shocking things on the internet I can't say on IRL out of cowardice. I have no one but myself to rely on for stimulation. That why I have a hard time believing in edgy nofappers. If you are egdy, you factually just have a high sex drive and you masturbate A LOT. Edgy masturbatory behavior in all aspects of life. You like music that is just 10 minute solos of virtuosic SHREDDING. Sonic over Mario. Mountain Dew over Diet Coke. Everything has to be based and edgy and extreme, as we sit in front of our screen mouth breathing with a thousand cunt stare from watching too much porn.

Being edgy is a form of intellectual masturbation, you're constantly pleasing yourself at the shock you cause to others.
 
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you and me both. im over 40
 
You're all a bunch of edgy teenagers that are gonna have sex someday
Most if not all people on this forum will never have sex or at least a relationship/kids.

Plus most normies aren't edgy they're "safe edgy".
 
And you were only like this because you had to fit in

I do not care about others' opinions of me. The only parts of myself I do not express are those restricted by the rules.
 
nah man most of the people here get treated like they're subhuman, we're under no illusion that foids are anything less than entitled gold diggers. even if you told me i might not be an incel afterall it doesnt matter, average guys still have to beg for pussy, its not worth it
 
Most if not all people on this forum will never have sex or at least a relationship/kids.

Plus most normies aren't edgy they're "safe edgy".
you're not edgy unless NIGGER is the only word you use
 
Weird knowing most here are under 25?
 
And I just realized how pathetic it is for someone of my age to still think like an edgy teenager.
I would argue that it would be more pathetic if you were a normie who gets betabuxxed by a sub 3 birther who still has tinder downloaded, and is fucking mtns on the low. Personally I would rather be an oldcel (one day) than a cuck.
 
I am one of the oldest oldcels here. And I just realized how pathetic it is for someone of my age to still think like an edgy teenager. If I have to be honest, most of you are probably fucking teenagers because no one over twenty is that edgy. You're all a bunch of edgy teenagers that are gonna have sex someday and learn how to shut the edgelord off, especially when YOUR GIRLFRIEND TURNS YOU INTO A BETA CUCK ORBITER.

You're gonna look back and make self-deprecating jokes about how much of a pathetic edgelord you used to be. And you were only like this because you had to fit in like very other asshole in a CoD forum. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX. And you developed a pattern to keep on having sex by being a cuck, because you have to admit, for some low-tier normie people being a cuck works on a certain kind of hole who gave up and decided to just give into the meal ticket idea of a boyfriend.

They just grow out of the edgelord. Because they had sex. They had sex and it calmed them down enough to not think about manifestos and race wars all day.

BUT FOR ME, IM LITERALLY STUCK HERE.

I CANT ADULT

I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX TO AT LEAST MOVE THE LADDER IN MATURITY

YOU CANT BE A MATURE VIRGIN UNLESS YOU HAVE NO BALLS

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TROONS WANT TO TROON US OUT

ITS REVERSE GROOMING
does betabuxxing some foid at 40-50 with 300 bodycount still count .
idk if betabuxxing will still be available in 30 years with how much foids are getting paid+ ai
 
I CANT ADULT
I'm 31yo KHHV and living with my parents. Mentally, I feel like I'm still on the level of a 12yo...

The only adult accomplishments I have is I had a driving license (which expired in the meantime), and I have a job.

Other than that, I'm undistinguishable from a 12yo. The 12yo could even mogg me in terms of sexual experience :feelsrope:
 
I haven't mentally developed past 12 years old.
 
I would argue that it would be more pathetic if you were a normie who gets betabuxxed by a sub 3 birther who still has tinder downloaded, and is fucking mtns on the low. Personally I would rather be an oldcel (one day) than a cuck.
we are literal children in life experience, you can intellectually hate someone and intellectually discount their life experience, but you have to objective here: you are literally unqualified to fly the plane called life. We are stuck on chapter 3 of the user manual, theorizing conspiracies about how the plane is actually flown, while everyone else has a pilot's license and resume of successful landings.

ITS SO EMBARRASING
 
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we are literal children in life experience, you can intellectually hate someone and intellectually discount their life experience, but you have to objective here: you are literally unqualified to fly the plane called life. We are stuck on chapter 3 of the user manual, and everyone else has a pilot's license and resume of successful landings.
even if i am unqualified to fly the plane i still want to land safely (only for the analogy). I may be a KHHV but I still stand strong that being a cuck is worse than being an incel. We still have our pride. No cuck forum is popping like .is
 
I am one of the oldest oldcels here. And I just realized how pathetic it is for someone of my age to still think like an edgy teenager. If I have to be honest, most of you are probably fucking teenagers because no one over twenty is that edgy. You're all a bunch of edgy teenagers that are gonna have sex someday and learn how to shut the edgelord off, especially when YOUR GIRLFRIEND TURNS YOU INTO A BETA CUCK ORBITER.

You're gonna look back and make self-deprecating jokes about how much of a pathetic edgelord you used to be. And you were only like this because you had to fit in like very other asshole in a CoD forum. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX. And you developed a pattern to keep on having sex by being a cuck, because you have to admit, for some low-tier normie people being a cuck works on a certain kind of hole who gave up and decided to just give into the meal ticket idea of a boyfriend.

They just grow out of the edgelord. Because they had sex. They had sex and it calmed them down enough to not think about manifestos and race wars all day.

BUT FOR ME, IM LITERALLY STUCK HERE.

I CANT ADULT

I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX TO AT LEAST MOVE THE LADDER IN MATURITY

YOU CANT BE A MATURE VIRGIN UNLESS YOU HAVE NO BALLS

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TROONS WANT TO TROON US OUT

ITS REVERSE GROOMING
Yes, I heard a man around 90 years old say he's still the same guy he was when he was 17. He's his 17 year old self in a 90 year old body.
 
Most normies aren't edgy ever in their life, it's just a fact.
in fact, I would argue the edgiest people tend to be antisocial chads or 'alpha' nerd types. Although there are ugly edgelords, its simply less common
 
I'm 41, and work in a corporate job. I have my own tiny apartment and have a Master's degree. I am also a KHHV with a moderately severe psychiatric disorder that I need to take medication for in order to function.

I am stuck in a weird netherworld of being a quasi-functional adult yet I am also an incel, and it did not help that I was forced to have an aide watch me on school grounds at all times in high school because of my psychiatric issues.

I suppose trying to get out of my inceldom at this point would be like a blind man wanting to become an airline pilot.
 
I also have still have the mindset of an edgy teenager, and honestly I much prefer it to the "maturity" NPCs are so proud of. I have no intention of ever regulating myself or changing to be more mature or cucked. Hail Youth
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antisocial chads or 'alpha' nerd types.
I've never seen this "type" of person when I was in school or anywhere irl so I wouldn't know. Most normies I have interacted with think saying "go eat watermelon black guy" is edgy af and crazy to say.
 
I've never seen this "type" of person when I was in school or anywhere irl so I wouldn't know. Most normies I have interacted with think saying "go eat watermelon black guy" is edgy af and crazy to say.
its an edgy thing to say, but you should really say "go eat watermelon, NIGGER, because I hate niggers, and niggers eat watermelon, so do what you love, nigger" to be truly edgy
 
its an edgy thing to say, but you should really say "go eat watermelon, NIGGER, because I hate niggers, and niggers eat watermelon, so do what you love, nigger" to be truly edgy
Based and edgepilled.
 
I am one of the oldest oldcels here. And I just realized how pathetic it is for someone of my age to still think like an edgy teenager. If I have to be honest, most of you are probably fucking teenagers because no one over twenty is that edgy. You're all a bunch of edgy teenagers that are gonna have sex someday and learn how to shut the edgelord off, especially when YOUR GIRLFRIEND TURNS YOU INTO A BETA CUCK ORBITER.

You're gonna look back and make self-deprecating jokes about how much of a pathetic edgelord you used to be. And you were only like this because you had to fit in like very other asshole in a CoD forum. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX. And you developed a pattern to keep on having sex by being a cuck, because you have to admit, for some low-tier normie people being a cuck works on a certain kind of hole who gave up and decided to just give into the meal ticket idea of a boyfriend.

They just grow out of the edgelord. Because they had sex. They had sex and it calmed them down enough to not think about manifestos and race wars all day.

BUT FOR ME, IM LITERALLY STUCK HERE.

I CANT ADULT

I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX TO AT LEAST MOVE THE LADDER IN MATURITY

YOU CANT BE A MATURE VIRGIN UNLESS YOU HAVE NO BALLS

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TROONS WANT TO TROON US OUT

ITS REVERSE GROOMING


I think I need to explain why I'm so edgy: Im so edgy because it's the only way I can entertain myself. I just want to say shocking things on the internet I can't say on IRL out of cowardice. I have no one but myself to rely on for stimulation. That why I have a hard time believing in edgy nofappers. If you are egdy, you factually just have a high sex drive and you masturbate A LOT. Edgy masturbatory behavior in all aspects of life. You like music that is just 10 minute solos of virtuosic SHREDDING. Sonic over Mario. Mountain Dew over Diet Coke. Everything has to be based and edgy and extreme, as we sit in front of our screen mouth breathing with a thousand cunt stare from watching too much porn.

Being edgy is a form of intellectual masturbation, you're constantly pleasing yourself at the shock you cause to others.
I rather be a virgin than a cuckold because I live with pride and dignity
 
Yeah so todd thundercock did a good video saying that if you never get thiose experiences / had teen love etc, then likely to stay at that age - i concur. Alas, inceldom is impossible to get out of imho and really, when you realise girls have huge bodycounts - do you really want one? The window to get the GF is at 15 / 16 - miss that then it's over buddy boyo.

 
yep that's me (edgy virgin manchild)
 
Yes, I seek intense sensations because the best sensation in life is not available to me.
My physiological need is never satisfied and thus I'm restless.
I have nowhere to unload.
(and fapping does not do it, it's like eating mud cookies when you're hungry)

NIGGER!
 
There's this weird sense of feeling young and old at the same time, like our life experiences don't match at all our real age.

Plus the fact that shitty lives might get yourself feel older than what you really are.

And I'm not even an oldcel.
 
I'm a 25 y/o Kissless Virgin ND framecel wristcel alien with an internal age of 16. My parents still treat me like a teenager. No form of respect for an alien like me.
 
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I'm 31yo KHHV and living with my parents. Mentally, I feel like I'm still on the level of a 12yo...

The only adult accomplishments I have is I had a driving license (which expired in the meantime), and I have a job.

Other than that, I'm undistinguishable from a 12yo. The 12yo could even mogg me in terms of sexual experience :feelsrope:
Br00tal man.
 
Relatable except the edgy stuff, i dont care for other people enough to even wish them bad.
I'm 31yo KHHV and living with my parents. Mentally, I feel like I'm still on the level of a 12yo...

The only adult accomplishments I have is I had a driving license (which expired in the meantime), and I have a job.

Other than that, I'm undistinguishable from a 12yo. The 12yo could even mogg me in terms of sexual experience :feelsrope:
Same, only thing adult about me is paying bills and wageslaving.

Mentally and emotionally i feel like a teen boy. No life experience does that.
 
ooh my.. grumpy ol fuk iz feelin a bit ANGSTY und BALLSY?

Is dat a bad Tang?
It means Health, the thing praised Above all Else.

Quit being a self-defeatist cunt.
Goddamn you asians... so much affinity for detail, yet spent in absolute petty Bullshit.
fun spin GIF by KiKA
 
I'm not edgy, but sometimes too romantic. For example, I still like coming of age type of stories, young adult romance etc, all kinds of soppy shit.
 
Well Said bro! I love the content of this post, very based.
 
we are literal children in life experience, you can intellectually hate someone and intellectually discount their life experience, but you have to objective here: you are literally unqualified to fly the plane called life. We are stuck on chapter 3 of the user manual, theorizing conspiracies about how the plane is actually flown, while everyone else has a pilot's license and resume of successful landings.

ITS SO EMBARRASING
"ITS SO EMBA"
 
as a fellow oldcel i can confirm, i am mentally stuck behind. just how old are you OP? rough range not exact number
 
Don't be fooled, basically all humans are like this. Very very few people ever actually mentally mature beyond the teenage years. Many people will play the role of a mature adult but deep down they are the same as they were when they were 16 years old.
 
Normies also never mature pass teen mentality but since they had teen love is acceptable.
 
mental stagnation is the worst.
 
There's this weird sense of feeling young and old at the same time, like our life experiences don't match at all our real age.

Plus the fact that shitty lives might get yourself feel older than what you really are.

And I'm not even an oldcel.
Same. I feel like my past years are behind me and life after college isn't going to get any better. Only difference is I'll be able to spend some money of my own, at the cost of wageslaving.
 
I unironically have no idea how to function without being edgy. I don't know what I'd do or who I'd be if I wasn't edgy. There is nothing more to me other than being edgy.
 
I'm in mid 40s. Coping with a professional career.

I still need to force myself to resist trolling people and being a contrarian on Facebook.

Escortcelling didn't fix this. I don't think it's virginity that does it, it's a whole worldview.
 
Arrested development
 
I'm not edgy, but sometimes too romantic. For example, I still like coming of age type of stories, young adult romance etc, all kinds of soppy shit.

I’m 47 and just like this. I’m a sucker for love songs and coming of age movies. I think because it reminds me of a young adult life that I wish had, instead of the one I had.
 

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