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Subhuman Niceguy

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It was like I had "a case of the Mondays" on a Thursday today.

Holy fuck, the entire day was a nightmare - I had to be a work at 9:30am, and for some reason my boomer mother was already downstairs in a bad mood at 7:30am.

Of course I showered, and drank an energy drink before work. Although, I was not prepared for today's hell.

Right before I left for work, I checked Infowars.com for the day's news, an article titled, "Counselor For Sex Offenders Defends Minor-Attracted Persons" - by Paul J. Watson.

I'll provide a link to the article, it really fucked with my head.


While at work I felt ashamed of my virginity, I would rather rope than become a 40-year-old virgin in Minecraft.

It was one of those days when you come across as a clumsy virgin to your coworkers.

I have to watch toilets live life on dog-mode, while I have to "work on my personality".

At the end of the day, I was closing my register, and the final receipt of the day wouldn't print, the machine was not working.

My ricecel coworker walks up to me, and says, "The plug came loose".

:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 
Entered without caution :feelsEhh:
 
What age is considered oldcel?
 

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