Brutal 5G signals are limiting the volume of my ejaculations

[FastBlast]

Ever since 5G was adopted several years ago I noticed that I don't blow big loads of cum like I used to. I used to shoot huge loads and make a huge mess every time. One time I destroyed my $100 razer mechanical keyboard because I jizzed on it by accident. I was not expecting the cum to come out so much and with that much force. Those days are over for better or for worse. My cum just dribbles out slowly and not as much volume as before. This coincides with the construction of a 5G tower right outside my house. Why did the jews force 5G on us? 4G LTE was fast enough already

 

[Animecel2D]

Wait until 6G and you won’t be cumming at all

 

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[ToBurble&Pine]

 

[anon65]

 

[anon65]

 

[NepNep]

Need to torch 5Jew, I don't even notice the difference between 4G and 5G anyway

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Wait until 6G and you won’t be cumming at all

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Ever since 5G was adopted several years ago I noticed that I don't blow big loads of cum like I used to. I used to shoot huge loads and make a huge mess every time. One time I destroyed my $100 razer mechanical keyboard because I jizzed on it by accident. I was not expecting the cum to come out so much and with that much force. Those days are over for better or for worse. My cum just dribbles out slowly and not as much volume as before. This coincides with the construction of a 5G tower right outside my house. Why did the jews force 5G on us? 4G LTE was fast enough already

there's nothing us truecels can do besides cope by setting our phones to use only LTE

phone shows LTE in top right = truecel and proud

 

[all this time]

Ever since 5G was adopted several years ago I noticed that I don't blow big loads of cum like I used to. I used to shoot huge loads and make a huge mess every time. One time I destroyed my $100 razer mechanical keyboard because I jizzed on it by accident. I was not expecting the cum to come out so much and with that much force. Those days are over for better or for worse. My cum just dribbles out slowly and not as much volume as before. This coincides with the construction of a 5G tower right outside my house. Why did the jews force 5G on us? 4G LTE was fast enough already

Might be schizo tier but ive noticed when im spouting too much real shit my 5g slows my whole phone down like they fucking r spying on my ass and know if i speak too much the goys will find out and will wake tf up, jfl at 5g

 

[GloomyGhoul]

Ever since 5G was adopted several years ago I noticed that I don't blow big loads of cum like I used to. I used to shoot huge loads and make a huge mess every time. One time I destroyed my $100 razer mechanical keyboard because I jizzed on it by accident. I was not expecting the cum to come out so much and with that much force. Those days are over for better or for worse. My cum just dribbles out slowly and not as much volume as before. This coincides with the construction of a 5G tower right outside my house. Why did the jews force 5G on us? 4G LTE was fast enough already

Nigga, wtf? I did not need this type imagery

 

[GloomyGhoul]

The only difference I’ve noticed about 5G is that now there’s satellite reception

 

[GloomyGhoul]

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Might be schizo tier but ive noticed when im spouting too much real shit my 5g slows my whole phone down like they fucking r spying on my ass and know if i speak too much the goys will find out and will wake tf up, jfl at 5g

he NSA, CIA, and Mossad are already spying on us. Nothing irrational about that sentiment

 

[Nithingr]

100% real, I was no nofap and didn't even have wet dreams, then when I left urban area to stay in rural farmland I was having wet dreams every night

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

The only difference I’ve noticed about 5G is that now there’s satellite reception

everyone chill until 7G hits and their shit starts glowing in the dark

 

[all this time]

T

he NSA, CIA, and Mossad are already spying on us. Nothing irrational about that sentiment

Def lol, ive seen them even turn my damn camera on lmao when im yapping to myself about some deep shit

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

a latina for one please​

 

[Its_Over_Now]

normies are genuinely retarded i tried waking people up to the 5g and they didnt want to be unplugged

Its over tbh

seems like the people who do wake up are on the extremes either end

 

[Its_Over_Now]

100% real, I was no nofap and didn't even have wet dreams, then when I left urban area to stay in rural farmland I was having wet dreams every night

check out havn i got their hat and blanket it works like a charm and i dream almost every night now...might be placebo but aligns with what u are saying it blocks emfs with silver thread similar to limited emfs in rural areas u could use copper too tbh.

 

[xoxo_404]

That's delusional

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

That's delusional

 

[AutismKing]

I dont know what to say really. it sounds so much like a larp lmao.
Tough luck. Sorry for your keyboard. Hope you can find your dream anime gf you can cum into instead of on your fucking gaming keyboard your parents bought you.

 

[TooSomething]

5G is bullshit anyway. It was never meant for telecommunication.

It is a weapon and used fo harm us.