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This Dad Put Out A 'Wife Wanted' Ad For His 48-Year-Old Son
On Saturday, the Coeur d’Alene Press in northwest Idaho, printed a full page ad featuring Salt Lake City businessman Baron Brooks.
The 48-year-old owner of Holladay Health and Nutrition (endless supply of vitamins ladies!) is apparently looking for someone to spend the rest of his life with. But guess what? He didn’t commission the ad, his 78-year-old dad Arthur, who lives in Beverley Hills, did, and Baron had no idea! Brooks told the Spokesman Review he is embarrassed and yet he refrained from putting an end to the charade.
According to the ad, Brooks’ dad is looking for a woman for his son who is “between the ages of 34-38 but that can be flexible.” As if age and flexibility are mutually exclusive. With all due respect…ever heard of yoga? Her height and weight are to be proportional (wouldn’t want a lopsided Sally!) and she should have no kids, although that is flexible as well. This guy likes things bendy!
Here’s where things get strict. Women interested MUST be willing to move to Salt Lake City, because HIS work is #1. They MUST be conservative, (Hillary and Obama voters are a big no), they MUST NOT like wearing heels as Baron is only 5-foot-5 and they MUST be a stay at home mom should children factor into the equation. Sounds to us like any old lump of clay would do!
I know the person who was set up isn't particularly incel looking, but nevertheless, this is still an absolutely embarrassing way to have the local residence know that you have never gotten down with someone. I can't imagine anyone being so oblivious to how pathetic this looks to everyone coming in contact with the ad unless he simply did it for shits and giggles!





