JFL I (9 year old male) just saw my crush get BRUTALLY FUCKED by a stray grey (catcels.is)

[So Sinister]

Hello catbros, I just want to share this brutal experinyance, this might genyanely be the worst day of my live
I am a 9 year old KLM (Kissless, lickless, matingless) male catcel, but recently Ive begun to like this cute 3 year old cat, she was so beautifull and gentle. But I couldnt talk to her for 4 days due to my door being broken, but after it was fixed I walked outside and saw a CHAD STRAY GREY CAT BRUTALLY MATING WITH HER!
I stood there for a while not knowing what to do before stroking my 0.1inch dick to the scene, Brutal women just dont like us orange cats, theyd rather fuck with BRUTISH greys or pretty boy whites
but worst of all, when I got home I heard the only female that loves me, my human, talking on the phone about steralizing me, BRUTAL
I don't know wha to do bros, any advice? should I jumpmax?

 

[So Sinister]

This is me btw, is it over?

 

[Belowthesalt]

Are mainecoons the chads of the cat world

 

[St3v3Cel]

Just catnipmaxx bro, spin that yarn, she'll be yours in no time

 

[So Sinister]

Just catnipmaxx bro, spin that yarn, she'll be yours in no time

I was thinking of exercisemaxing to rape but my human keeps fucking feeding me so im a fatass chud cat

 

[Krami2020]

I was thinking of exercisemaxing to rape but my human keeps fucking feeding me so im a fatass chud cat

If you weren't fed all that catfood and instead fed raw chicken you'd be 2 foot+ Kittylite

 

[So Sinister]

If you weren't fed all that catfood and instead fed raw chicken you'd be 2 foot+ Kittylite

just eat raw fish bro

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Is it your 9th life?

 

[So Sinister]

Is it your 9th life?

I'm trying to improve my karma to reincarnate as a kittylite

 

[Last2025cel]

Catcel, like the one who was friends with Lottie?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I'm trying to improve my karma to reincarnate as a kittylite

Good luck catcel

 

[yeetbender_]

I'm trying to improve my karma to reincarnate as a sibERian tiggER.

 

[Krami2020]

I'm trying to improve my karma to reincarnate as a kittylite

MITNL