It's Over Objects that I attempted to have sex with

[ManOfVengeance]

1. Mini vacuum, I attempted to have sex with the vacuum filter because I was extremely horny and didn't have internet at the time.
Result: the hole was too wide and I ended up spilling dust all over myself and my dick was covered in dust.


2. Bottles, Whenever I would look at an empty gatorade bottle or empty bottle of kombucha I would have the idea in my head of fucking it which turnt me on and gave me a boner.

Result: I couldn't fit through the hole.

3. I attempted to have sex with my notebook by opening pages in the notebook, puting my dick in the notebook, closing it, then rocking the notebook back and forth with my cock inside of it.

Result: Immediately stopped because it felt like I was rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

 

[aryanmikmaq]

True mentalcel legend

 

[AutistSupremacist]

You vs Clavicus vs Dollfucker

 

[Angry]

1. Mini vacuum, I attempted to have sex with the vacuum filter because I was extremely horny and didn't have internet at the time.
Result: the hole was too wide and I ended up spilling dust all over myself and my dick was covered in dust.


2. Bottles, Whenever I would look at an empty gatorade bottle or empty bottle of kombucha I would have the idea in my head of fucking it which turnt me on and gave me a boner.

Result: I couldn't fit through the hole.

3. I attempted to have sex with my notebook by opening pages in the notebook, puting my dick in the notebook, closing it, then rocking the notebook back and forth with my cock inside of it.

Result: Immediately stopped because it felt like I was rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

This is gonna sound retarded, but i heard raw liver thats been heated slightly feels exactly like pussy. I tried those fake asses and it felt like shit and hurt

 

[nackskott1]

based

 

[My Name Jeff]

 

[FuckYou]

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[FuckYou]

The only inanimate objects I’ve ever fucked are my pillow and my bed.

 

[Slut_Annihilator298]

I want to fuck a melon. Make a hole in it, and rock on.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

The only inanimate objects I’ve ever fucked are my pillow and my bed.

Forgot to mention that one, I cut a hole into my pillow when I was young to "practice having sex" since I thought i'd be doing this early when I was younger. if only I knew

 

[lnceI]

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[ManOfVengeance]

I want to fuck a melon. Make a hole in it, and rock on.

Great idea.

Unfortunately I cannot try this since if I fucked the watermelon and got ready to throw the thing away since as you know the fact that i'm a nigger, my family would go crazy at the sight of a watermelon before their very eyes and begin to eat the watermelon like the retarded chimp monkey's they are.

and there would be a special suprise for them as I added my own flavouring to it.

 

[lnceI]

ive only tried
1. the wall
2. teddy bear
3. toilet paper roll

 

[ManOfVengeance]

ive only tried
1. the wall
2. teddy bear
3. toilet paper roll

You punched a hole in the wall and attempted to have sex with it?

 

[Sperg Abomination]

and I ended up spilling dust all over myself and my dick was covered in dust.

almost spitted my drink on that one

 

[lowz1r]

You vs Clavicus vs Dollfucker

 

[Sperg Abomination]

You vs Clavicus vs Dollfucker

i would pay 1m to see that

 

[lnceI]

You punched a hole in the wall and attempted to have sex with it?

No i just hugged it and rubbed my dick against it

 

[cuddy]

I'm very traditional, I use my hand

 

[Sperg Abomination]

I'm very traditional, I use my hand

i mean some people here prefers using more....... unique methods

 

[Hoppipolla]

True mentalcel legend

 

[cuddy]

i mean some people here prefers using more....... unique methods

I'm hopeless, I don't fit in here either

 

[bruhwtf]

You vs Clavicus vs Dollfucker

dollfucker has an entire personality of himself unlike the two who pretends they are dollfucker

 

[aryanmikmaq]

The only inanimate objects I’ve ever fucked are my pillow and my bed.

Same nothing besides that

 

[masteryiglazer]

i am very intimate with my palm.

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

I had sex with a fake pussy. Better than using hand, but only by a bit.

 

[DreamCoper]

Result: I couldn't fit through the hole.

Mogger fakeceel

 

[ManOfVengeance]

Mogger fakeceel

Nigga the hole was only 2 inches wide.

 

[undertaker77]

I remember when I was a kid I rubbed my penis on a picture of a Vauxhall Cavalier MK2 car similar to this one here.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

I remember when I was a kid I rubbed my penis on a picture of a Vauxhall Cavalier MK2 car similar to this one here. View attachment 1566225

why?

 

[DreamCoper]

Nigga the hole was only 2 inches wide.

@LastGerman 2*Pi = 6.28 in girth we have a bragger. I repeat. We have a bragger.