JFL Nude Iowa Woman Arrested After Stealing & Burning American Flags

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Nude Iowa woman arrested after stealing American flags, burning them: Police

While burning American flags is protected under the First Amendment, Brianna Laird was charged with third degree arson, assault and indecent exposure.

www.usatoday.com

Another certified "Murica" moment

And I can already picture @AsakangaHalo asking "is this normal in USA?"

A southern Iowa woman is facing charges after authorities say she took her clothes off, stole American flags and set them on fire this month.

Brianna Laird, 21, is facing charges after a caller said she burned stolen American flags on June 16, per court documents obtained by USA TODAY.

While burning American flags is protected under the First Amendment, Laird was charged with third-degree arson, assault on an officer, indecent exposure, interference with official acts, fifth-degree criminal mischief, possession of drug paraphernalia and fifth-degree theft, per online court records.

Sounds more like a story out of Florida or even Louisiana rather than Iowa, known as a more rural and "quiet" State

She gave police a fake name and when deputies tried to arrest her, she hit one of them in the face, the documents said.

Least-aggressive foid

When she arrived at the jail, authorities searched Laird's bag and found drug paraphernalia inside, the court documents say.

Not much of a surprise

 

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Pics now

 

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She’ll get off without a punishment

White women = god mode

 

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Imagine the smell (Not the fire, her roast beef hole).

 

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Imagine the smell (Not the fire, her roast beef hole).