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According to my Mom, uncle Henry began his career as a small-time cheerio dealer. At some point rival cereal gangsters invaded his house while he was away, held his children hostage and gave his wife a milky booty.
When Henry arrived, the bagel Boys killed one of his children and demand he surrender his business.
Instead, Henry fed his own family a whole magazine of dry cheerios and also murdered all but one of the bagel boys, who he knew would tell his cohorts what happened.
Once his family was buried, Henry massacred the Bagel Mafia, feeding them, their families, their friends, and even people who owed them money dry cheerios.
He then went underground, never again doing business in person, operating instead through underlings who don't know who they are really working for.
