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Nothing puts my mind at ease like cooking in the morning

happiless

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Octopus-shaped wieners, rolled omelettes, cherry tomatoes, and asparagus, split evenly among the four lunchboxes lined up in front of me–I take a moment to admire my handiwork in the lonely living room. I look up from time to time, but it seems none of my precious little sisters have woken up yet.

Any minute now… It’s 7:10 AM on a typical weekday morning. Almost time for them to be waking up. They need their kisses. I absolutely must give my darling little sisters their good-morning kisses! I portion out boiled broccoli among each of the boxes as I try to determine the ideal timing for their kisses. I add a few meatballs, and I sprinkle cheese over each mini-gratin before nestling them inside the boxes.

No,no,no. This can’t be happening! My dear little sisters each need their wake-up kiss, and they can’t be allowed to be late. But as their one and only big brother, I can’t even consider doing less than my best work on their lunches! What is a brother to do?
 
I'm useless even for cooking
 
After ingesting the blackpill, I barely have any energy to do anything
 
After ingesting the blackpill, I barely have any energy to do anything
I, on the other hand, ingested 40 mg of prozac and felt apathetic.
 
I like to cook once in a blue moon ngl
 
volcel if u have a sister
 
I don't want my weiner split!

One at a time bro!
 
volcel if u have a sister
Af8 1
 
Cooking is a good cope
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