JFL Normie just asked me on the street what his future will be

[CursedMutantSoul]

He saw me coming back home at 11:45 in a suit and said “did you just come back from work?”

I told him “no, why you ask??”

He said he’s in buisness school and he wanted to know what his future will be lioe

I said “bro, your future is being unemployed… what program are you in? What school?

He named some mid tier school

I told him I went to a high tier school (which I did) and said everyone I know is being laid off or unable to find work (which is true)

I told him “but I’m sure you’ll do ok! Everyone else is fucked though…. Nobody else has jobs!!! The light is gonna turn red soon, gotta run!!!”

I hope I hit that normie with a fucking reality check because he was acting like he’d be hard done by having to work late

 

[Qech__]

He named some mid tier school

I fucking hate these normies who go to a school that isn't T20 for their major and act like hot shit and think that a job should fall into their laps. Fuck off, going to a less than T50 is less than the lowest of subhumans.

 

[Aspiring Janitor]

“but I’m sure you’ll do ok! Everyone else is fucked though…. Nobody else has jobs!!! The light is gonna turn red soon, gotta run!!!”

Very patronizing / condescending way to speak with someone who wasn't rude to you.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

The light is gonna turn red soon, gotta run!

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Very patronizing / condescending way to speak with someone who wasn't rude to you.

I was telling him I had to run, how the fuck is that pationizing? I was randomly stopped on an intersection and had to run home

 

[Dead End]

Why were you in a suit?

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Why were you in a suit?

Long story but I had a friend who works for a bank, he snuck me into a corporate event where a team lead was. I pretended to see him and go “Hey! Anon! Remember me!!! We met at X corporate event! You told me you liked [interest 1, interest 2], great to see ya!”

Basically I gaslit him into thinking we met before and I pumped him up by hyping up his interests (which I knew beforehand from my friend). I did this so I could get a referral from a team lead and get job.