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Divergent_Integral

Divergent_Integral

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:bluepill: "Just be yourself, bro!" = :blackpill: "Just be Chad, bro!"
:bluepill: "Just be confident, bro!" = :blackpill: "Just be Chad, bro!"
:bluepill: "There's someone for everyone!" = :blackpill: "As long as it's not me!"
:bluepill: "Plenty of fish in the sea!" = :blackpill: "Especially 500-pound whales..."
:bluepill: "Just get a shower, bro!" = :blackpill: "With water so hot that it will wash off your face."
:bluepill: "Sometimes it just takes time." = :blackpill: "In your case, about 80 years or so..."
:bluepill: "Why don't you join a social circle?" = :blackpill: "As long it isn't mine!"
:bluepill: "There's a special girl waiting for you." = :blackpill: "In the graveyard..."
:bluepill: "You're so negative!" = :blackpill: "Please shut up about these uncomfortable things that I half know are true."
:bluepill: "Stand up straight!" = :blackpill: "Time to get that leg-lengthening surgery."
:bluepill: "It will get easier once you're older." = :blackpill: "Maybe, just maybe, in 30 years' time there will be a post-wall 500-pound single mother landwhale willing to give you a chance."
:bluepill: "I need to find myself first" = :blackpill: "And it involves getting run through by miles of cock."
:bluepill: "Aw, You're so sweet!" = :blackpill: "You're useful as a betabuxxer and/or emotional tampon."
:bluepill: "Girls like edgy guys..." = :blackpill: "Gotta send Jeremy his monthly prison love letter."
:bluepill: "Just go volunteer at a homeless shelter!" = :blackpill: "But try not to get mogged into oblivion by all the bums."
:bluepill:"You're a special guy!" = :blackpill: "Like cousin Arnie, whose uncle is also his dad."
:bluepill: "Sex isn't that big of a deal anyway." = :blackpill: "Who needs it more than three times a week, right?"
:bluepill: "It's not okay to be into young girls!" = :blackpill: "Never mind that I want to look like I'm 16 even though I'm 42."
:bluepill: "Not all women are like that." = :blackpill: "Please God, don't let him ask me if I know any exceptions!"
:bluepill: "I'm not ready for a guy like you." = :blackpill: "Put me out of my misery when I am."
:bluepill: "Let's just be friends!" = :blackpill: "I need someone to pick me up when Chad knocks me down (or up)."
:bluepill: "You're so talented!" = :blackpill: "Just not at being attractive..."
:bluepill: "You're not entitled to anything!" = :blackpill: "Jeez, when did the slaves get so uppity?"
:bluepill: "I have a boyfriend." = :blackpill: "I'm sharing Chad with 50 other foids. But he's so much fun, teehee!"
:bluepill: "Please get away from me!" = :blackpill: "I would retroactively abort you if I could!"
:bluepill: "Desperation turns girls off." = :blackpill: "I don't want to confront the fact that some people are less well off than me."
:bluepill: "Not everyone loses their virginity before they're 40, you know?" = :blackpill: "Especially ugly losers like you."
 
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fast_curry

fast_curry

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Another reason why soys and normies need to be publicly executed in Warcraft
 
Speed

Speed

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Broly

Broly

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Just Be Chad theory
 
metabuxx

metabuxx

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Lolimancer

Lolimancer

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SoloAlex

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portugalcel

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fast_curry said:
Another reason why soys and normies need to be publicly executed in Warcraft
Based.:blackpill::whitepill:
 
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