"Just be yourself, bro!" = "Just be Chad, bro!" "Just be confident, bro!" = "Just be Chad, bro!" "There's someone for everyone!" = "As long as it's not me!" "Plenty of fish in the sea!" = "Especially 500-pound whales..." "Just get a shower, bro!" = "With water so hot that it will wash off your face." "Sometimes it just takes time." = "In your case, about 80 years or so..." "Why don't you join a social circle?" = "As long it isn't mine!" "There's a special girl waiting for you." = "In the graveyard..." "You're so negative!" = "Please shut up about these uncomfortable things that I half know are true." "Stand up straight!" = "Time to get that leg-lengthening surgery." "It will get easier once you're older." = "Maybe, just maybe, in 30 years' time there will be a post-wall 500-pound single mother landwhale willing to give you a chance." "I need to find myself first" = "And it involves getting run through by miles of cock." "Aw, You're so sweet!" = "You're useful as a betabuxxer and/or emotional tampon." "Girls like edgy guys..." = "Gotta send Jeremy his monthly prison love letter." "Just go volunteer at a homeless shelter!" = "But try not to get mogged into oblivion by all the bums.""You're a special guy!" = "Like cousin Arnie, whose uncle is also his dad." "Sex isn't that big of a deal anyway." = "Who needs it more than three times a week, right?" "It's not okay to be into young girls!" = "Never mind that I want to look like I'm 16 even though I'm 42." "Not all women are like that." = "Please God, don't let him ask me if I know any exceptions!" "I'm not ready for a guy like you." = "Put me out of my misery when I am." "Let's just be friends!" = "I need someone to pick me up when Chad knocks me down (or up)." "You're so talented!" = "Just not at being attractive..." "You're not entitled to anything!" = "Jeez, when did the slaves get so uppity?" "I have a boyfriend." = "I'm sharing Chad with 50 other foids. But he's so much fun, teehee!" "Please get away from me!" = "I would retroactively abort you if I could!" "Desperation turns girls off." = "I don't want to confront the fact that some people are less well off than me." "Not everyone loses their virginity before they're 40, you know?" = "Especially ugly losers like you."
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