Serious No jokes aside are you a virgin or a male going through dry spells

[erenyeager]

I'm actually serious on who's an actual virgin or not. All types of cells allowed to type.

 

[I want to believe]

Yes. I'm a true incel, unfortunately.

 

[erenyeager]

Yes. I'm a true incel, unfortunately.

No jokes no fed bullshit? Dm me to show proof

 

[unique_freak]

I lost my virginity with a prostitute when I was 26. I am definitely a truecel. I am 5'1" and weigh 235 pounds with giant moobs. I have never even been on a date, and I am 41 years old.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I used to go whoremaxxing, so I'm not a virgin. Had I been born in a country where prostitution was illegal I'd be an eternal virgin.

 

[wgm24]

No one's gonna tell the truth here or else they might get banned

 

[LesscoBlob]

My signature says it all. I can cope by saying that I've been hugged, but nothing more happened or will ever happen. It's not exactly easy when you've had operations to correct your subhuman dick that your fucking dad passed on to you.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I can get any piece of pussy I want with magick. I choose not too, because I'm not a simp.

 

[crestfallencel]

one long dry spell

 

[Nikalas]

5'7 3-4/10 mentalcel so I would say yes

 

[Ika-Sama]

When I was in High School, I thought that I was just on a dry spell and that I would find a gf again, but now I'm convinced that I'm incel.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Yes. I've never had any sort of romance.

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[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I lost my virginity with a prostitute when I was 26. I am definitely a truecel. I am 5'1" and weigh 235 pounds with giant moobs. I have never even been on a date, and I am 41 years old.

I did the same when I was 17, just after my 17th birthday and I absolutely regret not going earlier. She was a chubby Asian and she allowed me to do as long as I could handle... Unfortunately I have lifelong premature ejaculation and I discovered that during my first time, she was baffled with how fast I was and I actually have come across several prostitutes being amazed with how quickly I shoot my load.

But at least I got to shoot my load, I wouldn't know how shit my life would've been if I were a Burgercel, then I would have only been able to go to strip clubs and never even be allowed to touch a stripper. Prostitutes are waaayyyy better.

 

[Incelius Savage]

When I was in High School, I thought that I was just on a dry spell and that I would find a gf again, but now I'm convinced that I'm incel.

So you had a gf?

 

[Sennacherib]

No jokes aside are you a virgin​

yes,i'm giga truecel

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

When I was in High School, I thought that I was just on a dry spell and that I would find a gf again, but now I'm convinced that I'm incel.

Again?! You had teen love?! You life-mog this whole forum into the 9th dimension.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Not possible for me. I was taken out of school so I had no way to get a gf or make friends. Really the only involuntary celibate here.

 

[Ika-Sama]

So you had a gf?

Only online, and few girls flirting with me in Middle School

 

[Ika-Sama]

Again?! You had teen love?! You life-mog this whole forum into the 9th dimension.

Fuck teen love

 

[Incelius Savage]

Only online, and few girls farted on me in Middle School

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

I'm on a dry spell that began when I was born and lasted all the way to today

 

[Ika-Sama]

Yeah, very embarrassing. Not even good enough for a foid irl

 

[Indari]

never gf

 

[TheCatMan]

I'm a virgin but I kissed two different girls over ten years ago.

 

[TheGambler2]

not an absolute trucel imo but I am mentally deranged and there are no opportunities past HS and college

virgin, yes

 

[I want to believe]

No jokes no fed bullshit? Dm me to show proof

Like, do you wanna see my face or what?

 

[unique_freak]

No one's gonna tell the truth here or else they might get banned

I told the truth.

 

[unique_freak]

Not possible for me. I was taken out of school so I had no way to get a gf or make friends. Really the only involuntary celibate here.

You think I am not an involuntary celibate?

 

[Pareg]

I literally am a KHHV: kissless, hugless, holdhandness, virgin.

 

[failedbbcnormie]

The folks past 5'9 better be voting no.