SuicideFuel New Condo Cannot Install Bidet.... I Already Paid 12-Months Rent in Advance

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

And yes this is Inceldom discussion because being this obsessed with Bidets is an Autistic OCD Incel trait.

I cannot shit without a Bidet.... I don't go anywhere anymore because I can't use toilets without a bidet.

I just moved into a new place, already paid 12 month rent because that's the only way to get accepted for a place in the modern era..... and it's a ONE-PIECE TOILET with the connecting hose BEHIND IT meaning it's impossible to install anything.

This isn't just an inconvenience for me, I literally do not know what to do. I can't stand feeling like a pig with shit all over my ass it makes me want to die. I need to be able to have a clean asshole to have even somewhat of a decent life.

 

[boneless goblin]

why, are u arap?

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

why, are u arap?

I'm white, I just don't want shit on my asshole.

 

[boneless goblin]

I'm white, I just don't want shit on my asshole.

based, just get a handicap hose and install it with a toilet and add a spray jet to it.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

based, just get a handicap hose and install it with a toilet and add a spray jet to it.

How? How am I supposed to install it to the toilet if the water nozzle is behind the toilet and you can't even reach it because it's blocked by the toilet

 

[boneless goblin]

How? How am I supposed to install it to the toilet if the water nozzle is behind the toilet and you can't even reach it because it's blocked by the toilet

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over for you unless u call a plumber

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

over for you unless u call a plumber

You think I haven't already called multiple plumbers?

I've offered over 10k to have this issue fixed.

 

[boneless goblin]

You think I haven't already called multiple plumbers?

I've offered over 10k to have this issue fixed.

why cant they just move the toilet and make it work with the water nozzle

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

why cant they just move the toilet and make it work with the water nozzle

It's welded into the ground and I would need landlord permision to make a modification that much. The one piece toilet is stuck against the wall.

 

[boneless goblin]

It's welded into the ground and I would need landlord permision to make a modification that much. The one piece toilet is stuck against the wall.

and the landlord wouldn't allow it, right?

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

It's welded into the ground and I would need landlord permision to make a modification that much. The one piece toilet is stuck against the wall.

Oh I guess I am lucky I have a toilet not stuck to the wall search up portable bidet on amazon or home depot

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

and the landlord wouldn't allow it, right?

I still haven't tried to ask him, that's my final attempt, but he said no modifications.

I want to ask him last because if I ask him, and he says no, he could sue me for fucking with the place. If I don't ask him I can pretend I didn't "know" that installing a bidet was a modification.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Oh I guess I am lucky I have a toilet not stuck to the wall search up portable bidet on amazon or home depot

I see those but do they actually work? It looks like it just squeezes a tiny bit of water on your ass. The bidet I had in my previous place was like a jet hose and that actually cleaned everything.

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

I see those but do they actually work? It looks like it just squeezes a tiny bit of water on your ass. The bidet I had in my previous place was like a jet hose and that actually cleaned everything.

search up an electric one those offer the pressure you need

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

search up an electric one those offer the pressure you need

Don't they require hooking up to a hose tho? The entire issue is the hose is behind the toilet.

 

[boneless goblin]

I still haven't tried to ask him, that's my final attempt, but he said no modifications.

I want to ask him last because if I ask him, and he says no, he could sue me for fucking with the place. If I don't ask him I can pretend I didn't "know" that installing a bidet was a modification.

ok, hope he agrees.

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

Don't they require hooking up to a hose tho? The entire issue is the hose is behind the toilet.

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[ALifeWastedOnRot]

WOWER Draagbare Bidet Opvouwbaar 1L Toiletsproeier Reisshattaf met licht voor persoonlijke reiniging Wandelen Campinglantaarn - AliExpress 13

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Interesting, is the pressure good enough?

ok, hope he agrees.

Thanks brocel

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

Interesting, is the pressure good enough?


Thanks brocel

I dunno I have a plugged in bidet it isn't wireless.
It says it has a high pressure you will have to cross your fingers and trust them.
Bidets are a god send

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I dunno I have a plugged in bidet it isn't wireless.
It says it has a high pressure you will have to cross your fingers and trust them.
Bidets are a god send

Based

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

Based

update me on the bidet do a review of it

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

update me on the bidet do a review of it

Will do

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Use a portable bidet. I have for many years now. I'm too lazy to install one.

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Just use wet wipes, it's much more efficient and readilly available.

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Cheap, readilly available and easy to find. Perfect way to maintain asshole hygiene.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I see those but do they actually work? It looks like it just squeezes a tiny bit of water on your ass. The bidet I had in my previous place was like a jet hose and that actually cleaned everything.

Yes, they work. Even the cheapo $10 ones on Amazon. It may not be as strong, but it cleans everything.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Use a portable bidet. I have for many years now. I'm too lazy to install one.

Is it high pressure enough to actually wash away the shit?

Is it the one that you squeeze?

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Yes, they work. Even the cheapo $10 ones on Amazon. It may not be as strong, but it cleans everything.

Oh nice, I think i will. Do you just shove it between your legs?