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Theory New Ascension Method?

oddneg

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Learn how to jelq.

Jelq yourself up to 10+ inches.

Become a pornstar.

Ascend?
 
Jelqing doesn't work
 
I've heard pumps and stretching it with a weight works. But i think you wont be able to feel much or get hard after
 
How will my blood flow reach horse length?
 
Then how come people online say it works on the jelqing forums
People will crave attention anywhere no matter how niche the matter is.
 
No. You'll just hurt your dick and maybye even lose functionality.
 
Jelqing works but is just bad. Instead do hanging and pumping.
 
Jelqing is just less effective and more dangerous so it has no place
 
My dick is 6.6 so prolly not enough
Look, with dedication you might reach 8 wich is the perfect length. But probably not worth it unless you are an insecurecel like me
 
I jelk in public
 

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