Napoleon had a micropennor (dickcels GTFIH)

[0hope1rope]

According to various sources, Napoleon had a 1.5 inch peen (3.8 cm for metriccels). JFL. With this peen he conquered nearly all of Europe.

By todays standards, Napoleon would no doubt be incel. Stats: 5'7, 1.5in peen. YET he managed to NTmaxx his way to emperor, an then EMPERORmaxx eastward because French sluts weren't enough for him. He ended up slaying nobleStacys of various nationalities in his ASCENSCION. First wife Marie Josèphe ended up being barren so he divorced her for Marie Louise, Duchess of Parma who bore him 1 son. Meanwhile having affair with Polish Stacy Marie Walewska. Can you imagine what it must have felt like to accomplish this knowing your pennor is 1.5"? UNBELIEVABLE

This is an incels DREAM. And every incel should strive to accomplish the same in all parts of the world. Even if it only lasts 5 YEARS.

 

[Deleted member 20536]

You could conquer a whole emisphere but if you have a small dick It doesnt matter

 

[Words2_live_bye]

tfw heightmogged by Napolen
>the man most well known in history and around the world for being short
mfw

 

[TheSecondComing]

yeah just be Napoleon bro

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Hey I'm also 5'7, maybe I can just Napoleonmaxx too.

 

[0hope1rope]

yeah just be Napoleon bro

just conquer europe bro

 

[MuslimCell]

i bet he had a very intense , hardcore passionate sex while his foids hav sparkling eyes wanting him so badly .
if you are an ugly subhuman with a dicklet , sex is just plain HUMILIATION

 

[TINMAN]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was propaganda tbh

That's where the stereotype of him being short came from, propaganda in enemy countries, when in reality he was above average height for his time period

 

[Deleted member 23656]

He also got cucked by his wives

 

[Ap0calypse]

yeah just be Napoleon bro

always excited to see ur new icons

gonna miss sempai though ._.

 

[TheSecondComing]

always excited to see ur new icons

gonna miss sempai though ._.

based

 

[MountainGorilla]

He also got cucked by his wives

brutal josephine pill

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

His son was a Chad and his current heir is a 6'3 Chad too

 

[MountainGorilla]

after getting cucked, napoleon swallowed the red pill (not the black pill because he still forgave josephine)
Women . . . should not be regarded as the equals of men; they are, in fact, mere machines to make children.

 

[Lookscel]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was propaganda tbh

That's where the stereotype of him being short came from, propaganda in enemy countries, when in reality he was above average height for his time period

This.

It is probably propoganda. Just like the hitler small dick propoganda.

 

[Stulejarz]

another part of the Napoleon complex

 

[Hate_my_life]

@Napoleon de Geso

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

He should have fucked only lolis of culture.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was propaganda tbh

That's where the stereotype of him being short came from, propaganda in enemy countries, when in reality he was above average height for his time period

He was the good guy in the Napoleonic Wars.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

Napoleon was exactly normal height in that time

 

[FinnCel]

Hitler also had one testicle.
Imagine if he had both of his balls

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was propaganda tbh

That's where the stereotype of him being short came from, propaganda in enemy countries, when in reality he was above average height for his time period

This. 1.5 inches? That's INSANELY short. I ain't buying it.

 

[thebuddhacel]

Tbh it's almost impossible to know his true size without being erect. Without blood flow it's just guesswork.

 

[masterwizard]

More like he had to conquer all of europe to compensate for having a tiny penis.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

ok, oswald.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

If only we could EMPERORmaxx in this decade...
Then trucels would have a shot, but no chance, we are all destined to wagecuck for the rich and powerful

 

[The Incel Decade]

tfw heightmogged by Napolen
>the man most well known in history and around the world for being short
mfw

He was average height for his time

 

[BenBerger]

Hitler also had one testicle.
Imagine if he had both of his balls

Mannerheim had three balls and a dick bug enough to fuck mother Russian and Germanys simultaneously.

 

[littlemanhikicel]

I was thinking you were talking about our @Napoleon de Geso