Is it true that Napoleon was kind of a cuck?

[Clavicus Vile]

Is it true that most women were actually disgusted by him and he faced far more rejections than successes? And that Napoleon would mainly go for wealthy older women?

He fell in love with his wife but she never actually loved him and only settled for him, and would cheat all the time? And apparently he wasn’t good at sex either?

And then too there’s obviously all of the height and penis shaming he had to endure from the Brits, I can’t even imagine what British women thought of him.

Then after he died, his penis was removed from his body and put in a museum. People who saw it described it as being 1.5 inches.

To this very day he is still being mocked for being a short framelet and he’s been dead since 1821.

Just goes to show, doesn’t matter what you accomplish. You are your genetics, one of the most dangerous generals and conquerors in history reduced to nothing but a running size gag, used to humiliate men with his body type.

 

[zangano1]

I saw the napoleon movie last year, it was jewish propaganda against him, very bad movie.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

I saw the napoleon movie last year, it was jewish propaganda against him, very bad movie.

You should check out Waterloo.

 

[Smiggles]

Napoleon Dynamite mogs Bonaparte

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Is it true that most women were actually disgusted by him and he faced far more rejections than successes? And that Napoleon would mainly go for wealthy older women?

He fell in love with his wife but she never actually loved him and only settled for him, and would cheat all the time? And apparently he wasn’t good at sex either?

And then too there’s obviously all of the height and penis shaming he had to endure from the Brits, I can’t even imagine what British women thought of him.

Then after he died, his penis was removed from his body and put in a museum. People who saw it described it as being 1.5 inches.

To this very day he is still being mocked for being a short framelet and he’s been dead since 1821.

Just goes to show, doesn’t matter what you accomplish. You are your genetics, one of the most dangerous generals and conquerors in history reduced to nothing but a running size gag, used to humiliate men with his body type.

According to wiki, the last time "Napoleon's penis" was sold and purchased it went for $3,000. If it was legit, I would have expected such a legendary daedric artifact to have a few more zeros in the price.

 

[RealSchizo]

According to wiki, the last time "Napoleon's penis" was sold and purchased it went for $3,000. If it was legit, I would have expected such a legendary daedric artifact to have a few more zeros in the price.

he was probably a microcel. His wife cucked him for a CHAD.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Apparently she cheated on Napoleon with some mogger general, hopefully Napoleon was able to order for that guys execution. He should've executed her too.

 

[Antorian]

History treats him too good for his credit.

Life treated him exactly how he deserved (cuckolded multiple times, lost everything, humiliated, died of cancer) for someone who got countless of his countrymen killed in pointless destructive wars.

But historians suck him off way too much and the french treat him like a hero.

 

[underballer]

I saw the napoleon movie last year, it was jewish propaganda against him, very bad movie.

Saw it when it came out

 

[underballer]

History treats him too good for his credit.

Life treated him exactly how he deserved (cuckolded multiple times, lost everything, humiliated, died of cancer) for someone who got countless of his countrymen killed in pointless destructive wars.

But historians suck him off way too much and the french treat him like a hero.

JFl

 

[Pikacel]

Yep Josephine cucked him with tall Le Chad

 

[Bulbasaur]

Josephine cucked him bad.

Just be the number one warlord in the 19th century theory debunked.