HeroinNihilism
pilotwings64cel
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This happened a few months ago, my uncle and his raspy voiced gf are obsessed with xanax and alcohol. I don't really know them at all but i know they fight all the goddamn time.
I guess one night they were driving and fighting and this bitch pushes him out of the car, he got ran over by his own car and had his dick scraped in half. He was found by the cops a few hours later and taken to the hospital, he was in really bad shape with a shatter pelvis and a dick that couldn't be reattached. He had many surgeries and stayed hospitalized for a damn long time, he eventually recovered and left. That was the last I heard about him until..
I SAW HIM AT THANKSGIVING WITH THE DUMB FOID WHO RUINED HIS PENIS LOL
They're back together, taking xanax and alcohol and not fucking at all I guess.
I just though it would be funny to share such an absurd story, this fucking world, man.
I guess one night they were driving and fighting and this bitch pushes him out of the car, he got ran over by his own car and had his dick scraped in half. He was found by the cops a few hours later and taken to the hospital, he was in really bad shape with a shatter pelvis and a dick that couldn't be reattached. He had many surgeries and stayed hospitalized for a damn long time, he eventually recovered and left. That was the last I heard about him until..
I SAW HIM AT THANKSGIVING WITH THE DUMB FOID WHO RUINED HIS PENIS LOL
They're back together, taking xanax and alcohol and not fucking at all I guess.
I just though it would be funny to share such an absurd story, this fucking world, man.