Serious My Tyrone-Lite friend has a gf yet complains about how girls font

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He is so delusional. He actually unironically told me “Every guy has a girl who’s chasing after him, that’s a normal thing for everybody.”

It was a response to me telling him his life is way better than mine, and also how we live in completely different universes because he thinks he’s unattractive even though he has a gf and numerous girls dm him, but he finds them unattractive.
 
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woah bazinga you're friends with tyrone

holy makeral flippin batman, updooted.
 
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MountainGorilla said:
woah bazinga you're friends with tyrone

holy makeral flippin batman, updooted.
Shut up gorilla. Stop projecting your hard-on for Tyrone on me.
 
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StSausageCel said:
He is so delusional. He actually unironically told me “Every guy has a girl who’s chasing after him, that’s a normal thing for everybody.”

It was a response to me telling him his life is way better than mine, and also how we live in completely different universes because he thinks he’s unattractive even though he has a gf and numerous girls dm him, but he finds them unattractive.
Jfl. Same thing with the best "friend" of mine, he delivered so many brutal black pills while trying to bluepill me.
 
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StSausageCel said:
Shut up gorilla. Stop projecting your hard-on for Tyrone on me.
shut up white boi, this is black history month. Bend the knee cracka
 
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How tall is he?
Tell him to blindfold one of the girls and let you hit
 
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MountainGorilla said:
shut up white boi, this is black history month. Bend the knee cracka
:feelskek: :feelskek:
 
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Snowstormhigh said:
How tall is he?
Tell him to blindfold one of the girls and let you hit
rape charges incoming
 
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Snowstormhigh said:
How tall is he?
Tell him to blindfold one of the girls and let you hit
Dangerously based :feelswhere::feelshehe:
 
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i swear man, except my tyrone friend is actually a good, genuine guy. However, it's like we live in two different universes: night and day
 
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StSausageCel said:
It was a response to me telling him his life is way better than mine
I read "wife" instead of "life" at first and was like :banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:
 
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Totally not you, right?
 
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MountainGorilla said:
shut up white boi, this is black history month. Bend the knee cracka
Why do blacks need a month to celebrate getting fucked over?
That's like me making incel day and celebrating being a subhuman no one would touch.
 
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