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MY STREET FIGHTING RECORD IS AROUND 35-0 (29KO) BUT IT COULD BE MORE AS WELL BECAUSE I FORGET HOW I WAS CONNECTING NORMIES AFTER METH (IN VIDEO GAME)

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VERY OFTEN WHEN I MIX A LOT OF VODKA WITH XANAX AND RIVOTRIL I JUST CLOSE MY EYES AND WOKE UP CONNECTED TO MEDICAL EQUIPMENT SO I WANT TO BE HONEST MY STREET RECORD IS 35-0 29KO BECAUSE 6 NORMIES RAN AWAY AND I WAS TOO HIGH ON 5 BARELY LEGAL SUBSTANCES TO CHASE THEM. ACCORDING TO MY STREET RECORD IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT I GOT KNOCKED OUT BY SOME NORMIES FEW TIMES BUT I DON´T REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE I GOT TOTAL BLACKOUT DUE TO HEAVY DRUG OVERDOSE NGL MY DOSAGE AND MIXES ARE DEADLY DOSES FOR HUMAN BEING BUT I AM ABOVE THAT ONLY SKY IS THE LIMIT BLACK CENTURION CARD MERCEDES S KLASSE BRABUS 900HP ROLEX DAYTONA GOLD AND $ 10 000 000 IN TREZOR OR AT LEAST I AM GONNA DIE TRYING I WILL MAKE SMALL DETOX FROM ABUSING DRUGS IN PSYCH WARD BUT THEN I WILL COMEBACK STRONGER (IN VIDEO GAME)
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