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The Enforcer

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Best way to deal with inceldom is to drink myself into an absolute pit with stuff like this. Makes mouth nice and warm. Evidently i'm making good use of the information I got from the hospital 2 weeks ago about my organs starting to get all shitty. Another couple of bottles of this should give my liver some extra fatty scaring and diminished function. So in a sense it is a solution jfl :feelsrope::feelshaha:

This stuff completely wipes emotions from your brain for a while. Dampens the misery of being alive. Makes you unconscious fast. it's an ideal drink. I wish they sold it in every normal shop. I've just finished a bottle of gin so now onto these jfl. inb4 "lol I thought it said pussy"

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Brutal handwritingpill. :feelsaww:
 
Brutal water thread. Some inklers drink; others daydream about being some kind of Roman Noble back in the 50s A.C, hate fucking their own fresh small tit slaves from Galilee. One step away from the rope, ngl.
 
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Best way to deal with inceldom is to drink myself into an absolute pit with stuff like this. Makes mouth nice and warm. Evidently i'm making good use of the information I got from the hospital 2 weeks ago about my organs starting to get all shitty. Another couple of bottles of this should give my liver some extra fatty scaring and diminished function. So in a sense it is a solution jfl :feelsrope::feelshaha:

This stuff completely wipes emotions from your brain for a while. Dampens the misery of being alive. Makes you unconscious fast. it's an ideal drink. I wish they sold it in every normal shop. I've just finished a bottle of gin so now onto these jfl. inb4 "lol I thought it said pussy"

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This shit is 95% alcohol volume where the hell do you buy this?
 
Brutal water thread. Some inklers drink; others daydream about being some kind of Roman Noble back in the 50s A.C, hate fucking their own fresh small tit slaves from Galilee. One step away from the rope, ngl.
Tbh. drinking mogs. Need as much drink as possible
 
I drink a shitton of alcohol
 
This shit is 95% alcohol volume where the hell do you buy this?
I told my neighbor to buy me some tbh. I dont think he really knows what it is. I'm sure if he did, he probably wouldnt bother getting it.
 
Best way to deal with inceldom is to drink myself into an absolute pit with stuff like this. Makes mouth nice and warm. Evidently i'm making good use of the information I got from the hospital 2 weeks ago about my organs starting to get all shitty. Another couple of bottles of this should give my liver some extra fatty scaring and diminished function. So in a sense it is a solution jfl :feelsrope::feelshaha:

This stuff completely wipes emotions from your brain for a while. Dampens the misery of being alive. Makes you unconscious fast. it's an ideal drink. I wish they sold it in every normal shop. I've just finished a bottle of gin so now onto these jfl. inb4 "lol I thought it said pussy"

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Yeah but when you come out of the drunken stupor, you are in extreme pain from a hangover.
 
Yeah but when you come out of the drunken stupor, you are in extreme pain from a hangover.
Sure, but I start drinking the moment I wake up. So the hangover gets washed away pretty quick.
I

Will get drunk today and you?
I get drunk every day. I have too. My organs can't function without alcohol. They're physically dependent
 
Sure, but I start drinking the moment I wake up. So the hangover gets washed away pretty quick.
Brutal addiction pill. Eazy E would be proud.
 
I drink 10+ shots of 96% every single day. Probably not enough. This great composer was a (drunkcel more or less) his whole life. 59 is too old though, damn.


He was a lifelong heavy drinker, and died of cirrhosis of the liver at the age of 59.

In 1893 Satie had what is believed to be his only love affair, a five-month liaison with the painter Suzanne Valadon. After their first night together, he proposed marriage. The two did not marry, but Valadon moved to a room next to Satie's at the rue Cortot. Satie became obsessed with her, calling her his Biqui and writing impassioned notes about "her whole being, lovely eyes, gentle hands, and tiny feet". During their relationship Satie composed the Danses gothiques as a means of calming his mind, and Valadon painted his portrait, which she gave him. After five months she moved away, leaving him devastated. He said later that he was left with "nothing but an icy loneliness that fills the head with emptiness and the heart with sadness".
 
i don't like alcohol. i like weed though!
 
do you ever drink everclear 190 proof? i used to binge on that
 
Sure, but I start drinking the moment I wake up. So the hangover gets washed away pretty quick.

I get drunk every day. I have too. My organs can't function without alcohol. They're physically dependent
I aspire to the be perpetually drunk free of the burden of existence
 
Alcoholmaxxing relieves me at least temporarily from hell on earth not unless I drink a ton then the extreme hangover overrides it
 
Alcoholmaxxing relieves me at least temporarily from hell on earth not unless I drink a ton then the extreme hangover overrides it
its a reason to live tbh
 
Holy fuck 95% alcohol. You could probably run a flexfuel car off that shit :giga:
 
I don’t like alcohol makes my head hurt
 
Best way to deal with inceldom is to drink myself into an absolute pit with stuff like this. Makes mouth nice and warm. Evidently i'm making good use of the information I got from the hospital 2 weeks ago about my organs starting to get all shitty. Another couple of bottles of this should give my liver some extra fatty scaring and diminished function. So in a sense it is a solution jfl :feelsrope::feelshaha:

This stuff completely wipes emotions from your brain for a while. Dampens the misery of being alive. Makes you unconscious fast. it's an ideal drink. I wish they sold it in every normal shop. I've just finished a bottle of gin so now onto these jfl. inb4 "lol I thought it said pussy"

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My solution is to fuck as many cheap escorts as I can use all their holes and try to cheap out on them have rough sex force kissing and choking and have as much “sex” as I can to make up for lost teenage sex and love and now lost college years:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
 
My solution is to fuck as many cheap escorts as I can use all their holes and try to cheap out on them have rough sex force kissing and choking and have as much “sex” as I can to make up for lost teenage sex and love and now lost college years:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
mogsme
 
Best way to deal with inceldom is to drink myself into an absolute pit with stuff like this. Makes mouth nice and warm. Evidently i'm making good use of the information I got from the hospital 2 weeks ago about my organs starting to get all shitty. Another couple of bottles of this should give my liver some extra fatty scaring and diminished function. So in a sense it is a solution jfl :feelsrope::feelshaha:

This stuff completely wipes emotions from your brain for a while. Dampens the misery of being alive. Makes you unconscious fast. it's an ideal drink. I wish they sold it in every normal shop. I've just finished a bottle of gin so now onto these jfl. inb4 "lol I thought it said pussy"

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brutal laptop pill
didnt you have a PC?
 
brutal laptop pill
didnt you have a PC?
Ye, I acquired this a while ago though. I moved my PC into the living room to hook it up to the bigger TV and push it to limit jfl. But i've been to lazy to take it back upstairs where I usually have it. I usually just patch into it through this laptop anyway tbh.
 
Ye, I acquired this a while ago though. I moved my PC into the living room to hook it up to the bigger TV and push it to limit jfl. But i've been to lazy to take it back upstairs where I usually have it. I usually just patch into it through this laptop anyway tbh.
acquired :feelskek:
 
I went to the doctor,he said my stomach is fucked beyond repair he told me I have 10 years maxx, after that conclusion I've started smoking and drinkin harder, my life is over and I'm gonna go to emergency responders soon
 
I went to the doctor,he said my stomach is fucked beyond repair he told me I have 10 years maxx, after that conclusion I've started smoking and drinkin harder, my life is over and I'm gonna go to emergency responders soon
Pretty much been my stance too. My health is superfluous
 
I went to the doctor,he said my stomach is fucked beyond repair he told me I have 10 years maxx, after that conclusion I've started smoking and drinkin harder, my life is over and I'm gonna go to emergency responders soon
try hard drugs like heroin
 
I told my neighbor to buy me some tbh. I dont think he really knows what it is. I'm sure if he did, he probably wouldnt bother getting it.
Jfl is ur neighbor retarded he can't read the label? Personally I use benzos idk how u even drink that shit
 
Jfl is ur neighbor retarded he can't read the label? Personally I use benzos idk how u even drink that shit
well he doesnt open it. Doesn't see the bottle in person. He knows its a drink but probably just thinks it's some sort of regular vodka or someshit. Easy enough to drink if youre able too. I miss valium though
 

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