Hello, my roommate invited his girlfriend into our dorm to spend the night. They are now having sex right next to me. Keep in mind I am in a dorm room so the room is very small. This is happening as I speak.
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Blackpill My roommate is having sex with his gf next to me , AMA
how suicidal are you right now tbh?
Very.
What the fuck? How can you allow this?
How loud are you playing uncomfortable content to kill their mood?
Better yet, how loud are you moaning back at them pretending to jack off to their shit just to creep the girl out?
Better yet, how loud are you moaning back at them pretending to jack off to their shit just to creep the girl out?
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Interrupt them right now, just get up or start playing yt videos and laughing, I don’t fucking care STOP THEM!!! It’s not a crime it’s your room.
join them
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STOP CUCKING INTERRUPT THEM NOW
it's your ONLY shot, do it
Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
So can you see them fuck? Or are they in another room?
She looks revolting.
She looks revolting.
His bed is 4 feet from mine
start masturbating to make them uncomfortable.
lmao she looks ugly as fuck
holy shit what an ugly disgusting fat whale LOL
LOL what a landwhale.
I wouldnt consider that having sex at all.
Also - if they can have sex, you can masturbate.
But I think vomiting would be easier.
I wouldnt consider that having sex at all.
Also - if they can have sex, you can masturbate.
But I think vomiting would be easier.
Holy shit. knock the door.
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The absolute state of 2020.
The fuck? They are 5 feet from me. This is a college dorm
He is 5psl black and he could only get a 200lb lardass
This is brutal. How much time (since moving out) have you been in the dorm?
3 days. This is my 3rd day from starting Freshman year
sad shit ngl.Hug your pillow and make out with it while they fuck.
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Can you hear heavy breathing?
She looks fucking disgusting LMAO
I'd request a dorm change if I were in your position, since I wouldn't be able to deal with that.
Yes I think they finished though
I'm requesting tomorrow
Holy shit, she looks subhuman. I feel bad for the guy
brutal
go ER on them
How is the landwhales pussy smelling? Can you breath trough your nose?
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She has more than one hole. Ask him to share.
5/10 psl lmao. Guy would fuck a new girl every night.
Be grateful it isnt that because an atleast average fucking foid wouldnt want you to breath in the same room.
Hes probably a 5/10
That's disgusting. They're OK with just fucking in front of you?
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5psl is like 6.25/10 and a tall 6+ athletic black man can get white girls easy
Actually he's 3psl on second thought. But he is a manlet and black
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Stay strong op.
All slightly above average looking men can get ons with a landwhale, thats why I doubt his roommate has a landwhale gf
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Actually it makes sense. An average black girl is fat and looks exactly like that. And his friend is also an average black man. They are both average on the looks scale so I don't blame his friend.
Cope. Also I advise moving out immediately OP.
I will find a complaint tomorrow. Actually I'm pretty sure this is against the rules
You don't have sex with a landwhale. You harpoon her. OP should call his roommate Captain Ahab and ask to join him on his whaling expedition.
lmao
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You don't have sex with a landwhale. You harpoon her. OP should call his roommate Captain Ahab and ask to join him on his whaling expedition.
High IQ
We should crowdfund a t-shirt with Captain Ahab on it and send it to OP's roommate.
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