Blackpill My roommate is having sex with his gf next to me , AMA

[Gunnersup]

Hello, my roommate invited his girlfriend into our dorm to spend the night. They are now having sex right next to me. Keep in mind I am in a dorm room so the room is very small. This is happening as I speak.

AMA

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

how suicidal are you right now tbh?

 

[pp183]

 

[Gunnersup]

how suicidal are you right now tbh?

Very.

 

[Figthcel]

What the fuck? How can you allow this?

 

[Deleted member 21768]

How loud are you playing uncomfortable content to kill their mood?
Better yet, how loud are you moaning back at them pretending to jack off to their shit just to creep the girl out?

 

[Deleted member 19546]

Interrupt them right now, just get up or start playing yt videos and laughing, I don’t fucking care STOP THEM!!! It’s not a crime it’s your room.

 

[Copticcel]

join them

 

[Deleted member 19546]

STOP CUCKING INTERRUPT THEM NOW

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

join them

it's your ONLY shot, do it

 

[Gunnersup]

What the fuck? How can you allow this?

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.

 

[PPEcel]

So can you see them fuck? Or are they in another room?

She looks revolting.

 

[Gunnersup]

So can you see them fuck? Or are they in another room?

She looks revolting.

His bed is 4 feet from mine

 

[DirtyCurryCell]

start masturbating to make them uncomfortable.

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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lmao she looks ugly as fuck

 

[Copticcel]

lmao she looks ugly as fuck

fat

 

[ADepressedVirgin]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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holy shit what an ugly disgusting fat whale LOL

 

[Figthcel]

LOL what a landwhale.

I wouldnt consider that having sex at all.

Also - if they can have sex, you can masturbate.

But I think vomiting would be easier.

 

[Gloomy existence]

Holy shit. knock the door.

 

[your personality]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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The absolute state of 2020.

 

[Gunnersup]

Holy shit. knock the door.

The fuck? They are 5 feet from me. This is a college dorm

The absolute state of 2020.

He is 5psl black and he could only get a 200lb lardass

 

[schrodingercoper]

This is brutal. How much time (since moving out) have you been in the dorm?

 

[Gunnersup]

This is brutal. How much time (since moving out) have you been in the dorm?

3 days. This is my 3rd day from starting Freshman year

 

[Gloomy existence]

The fuck? They are 5 feet from me. This is a college dorm

He is 5psl black and he could only get a 200lb lardass

sad shit ngl.Hug your pillow and make out with it while they fuck.

 

[your personality]

He is 5psl black and he could only get a 200lb lardass

Can you hear heavy breathing?

 

[WØLF]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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She looks fucking disgusting LMAO

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Can you hear heavy breathing?

 

[schrodingercoper]

3 days. This is my 3rd day from starting Freshman year

I'd request a dorm change if I were in your position, since I wouldn't be able to deal with that.

 

[Gunnersup]

Can you hear heavy breathing?

Yes I think they finished though

I'd request a dorm change if I were in your position, since I wouldn't be able to deal with that.

I'm requesting tomorrow

 

[truthpill]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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Holy shit, she looks subhuman. I feel bad for the guy

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Yes I think they finished though

I'm requesting tomorrow

brutal

 

[FinnCel]

go ER on them

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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How is the landwhales pussy smelling? Can you breath trough your nose?

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

How is the landwhales pussy smelling? Can you breath to your nose?

 

[PresidentCel]

She has more than one hole. Ask him to share.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

The fuck? They are 5 feet from me. This is a college dorm

He is 5psl black and he could only get a 200lb lardass

5/10 psl lmao. Guy would fuck a new girl every night.

Be grateful it isnt that because an atleast average fucking foid wouldnt want you to breath in the same room.



Hes probably a 5/10

 

[PPEcel]

His bed is 4 feet from mine

That's disgusting. They're OK with just fucking in front of you?

 

[Deleted member 25707]

5/10 psl lmao. Guy would fuck a new girl every night.

Be grateful it isnt that because an atleast average fucking foid wouldnt want you to breath in the same room.



Hes probably a 5/10

5psl is like 6.25/10 and a tall 6+ athletic black man can get white girls easy

 

[Gunnersup]

5psl is like 6.25/10 and a tall 6+ athletic black man can get white girls easy

Actually he's 3psl on second thought. But he is a manlet and black

 

[your personality]

Holy shit, she looks subhuman. I feel bad for the guy

This might be descension tbh
@BabyFuck McGirlsex virgin gang

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Stay strong op.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

5psl is like 6.25/10 and a tall 6+ athletic black man can get white girls easy

All slightly above average looking men can get ons with a landwhale, thats why I doubt his roommate has a landwhale gf

 

[Deleted member 25707]

All slightly above average looking men can get ons with a landwhale, thats why I doubt his roommate has a landwhale gf

Actually it makes sense. An average black girl is fat and looks exactly like that. And his friend is also an average black man. They are both average on the looks scale so I don't blame his friend.

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Cope. Also I advise moving out immediately OP.

 

[Gunnersup]

Cope. Also I advise moving out immediately OP.

I will find a complaint tomorrow. Actually I'm pretty sure this is against the rules

 

[PresidentCel]

LOL what a landwhale.

I wouldnt consider that having sex at all.

Also - if they can have sex, you can masturbate.

But I think vomiting would be easier.

You don't have sex with a landwhale. You harpoon her. OP should call his roommate Captain Ahab and ask to join him on his whaling expedition.

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

OP should call his roommate Captain Ahab and ask to join him on his whaling expedition.

lmao

 

[kinggGoblin]

L A N D W H A L E A L E R T

 

[Figthcel]

You don't have sex with a landwhale. You harpoon her. OP should call his roommate Captain Ahab and ask to join him on his whaling expedition.

High IQ

We should crowdfund a t-shirt with Captain Ahab on it and send it to OP's roommate.

 

[PPEcel]

Stay strong op.