Blackpill My roommate is having sex with his gf next to me , AMA

[Gymcelled]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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how horny and desperate are normies?

 

[PPEcel]

how horny and desperate are normies?

id rather pay a whore than fuck something like that for free

 

[Gymcelled]

id rather pay a whore than fuck something like that for free

Same

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Hello, my roommate invited his girlfriend into our dorm to spend the night. They are now having sex right next to me. Keep in mind I am in a dorm room so the room is very small. This is happening as I speak.

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Ask him to double team

You don't have sex with a landwhale. You harpoon her. OP should call his roommate Captain Ahab and ask to join him on his whaling expedition.

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

Just walk in their room fully naked while fapping and yell "I'M GONNA COOOOOM"

 

[ChinaCurry]

The fuck? They are 5 feet from me. This is a college dorm

He is 5psl black and he could only get a 200lb lardass

Wtf are you sure?? A 5 PSL (assuming ok frame/ height, and NT/ self confident will have ZERO problems getting foids).

The median guy in college in West is like 2 PSL, and if u remove ricement and ethnics this goes up to 3.5. your boy is 5, on an exponential scale, he definitely does not need to fuck ugly foids FFS.

 

[HappilySingle]

id rather pay a whore than fuck something like that for free

Why not both? Volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[Pengwin]

Stay strong op.

 

[orchis]

Record them fucking and post it here.

 

[PPEcel]

Why not both? Volcel if you wouldn't.

I mean, I'd be willing to do both.

 

[gymletethnicel]

@Gunnersup what an utter cuck you are

 

[InvisibleWizard]

Beta as fuck, doesn't even respect OP to at least let him have some private time. You can't call yourself blackpilled, and allow this shit to happen.

 

[Intellectual NPC]

Just start making a lot of noise or something and make them uncomfortable. You don't have to take it like that.

 

[Deleted member 24529]

Wow. Litteral animals. But wait... why are you in a dorm in the middle of summer?

Beta as fuck, doesn't even respect OP to at least let him have some private time. You can't call yourself blackpilled, and allow this shit to happen.

Ratarded gatekeeper. If he is high inhib, of course this will be the result.

 

[Shaded]

I would fucking leave. Go home. Or sleep outside.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Are these college freshman? 18 year olds?

 

[mänline]

Hello, my roommate invited his girlfriend into our dorm to spend the night. They are now having sex right next to me. Keep in mind I am in a dorm room so the room is very small. This is happening as I speak.

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Wait a moment. It is the same room without a wall between you and them? If yes, then WT....?

 

[Haywire]

How loud were they?

 

[Hate_my_life]

Americancels explain a dorm to me plz

 

[mänline]

Americancels explain a dorm to me plz

 

[metabuxx]

Rape her

 

[The Abyss]

Americancels explain a dorm to me plz

I ain't Yankee but imagine a small room with 2 beds, one on either wall left & right of entrance, a desk, enough room for a TV & pc or games system & perhaps a wardrobe, that's the room, you share it with another student. You're there to sleep, study, hang out away from others or do drugs & want to kill yourself as you witness your room mate fucking foids.

 

[Sexdoll Pioneer]

want to kill yourself as you witness your room mate fucking foids.

Or overhear your hallmates having sex in their dorm rooms while you rot alone in your room.

For college-aged incels, living in a dorm room is a level of hell that will make you appreciate living with your parents.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

I once tried to enter my dorm room and my nearcel roommate was fucking his femcel gf. so they dressed up and everything it was funny he could've just told me to take a walk but he was high inhib

 

[The Zulfigar]

Rape them

 

[Gone Coping]

i remember one time like 10-11 years ago, me, my friend and some random chick he knew were in our other friends car drunk af and i was rambling about some shit, looked back and she was blowing him. Took a second to register with me before i got out and went to find more booze jfl

 

[Hate_my_life]

I ain't Yankee but imagine a small room with 2 beds, one on either wall left & right of entrance, a desk, enough room for a TV & pc or games system & perhaps a wardrobe, that's the room, you share it with another student. You're there to sleep, study, hang out away from others or do drugs & want to kill yourself as you witness your room mate fucking foids.

Like this?

 

[The Abyss]

Like this?

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Sort of I guess but that looks too bright & happy.

 

[Over_this_Life]

how suicidal are you right now tbh?

 

[Hate_my_life]

Sort of I guess but that looks too bright & happy.

Wait so wtf do you do if you want to get changed and your roommate is right there? Do you just tell him to close his eyes or something?

Also surely there must be rules preventing a guy having sex right in front of your face, WTF?

Also what if your stuff gets stolen?

Now I'm fascinated about American College dorms.

 

[The Abyss]

Wait so wtf do you do if you want to get changed and your roommate is right there? Do you just tell him to close his eyes or something?

Also surely there must be rules preventing a guy having sex right in front of your face, WTF?

Also what if your stuff gets stolen?

Now I'm fascinated about American College dorms.

Change under the covers or in the bathroom, roomie sexing? Go out for an hour or two.

Get a small lockbox for valuables & hope that don't get pinched.

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Id smash that landwhale ngl

 

[Rambocel]

Hello, my roommate invited his girlfriend into our dorm to spend the night. They are now having sex right next to me. Keep in mind I am in a dorm room so the room is very small. This is happening as I speak.

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You know what to do

 

[muharremabi]

i wonder why that faggot banned

 

[ADepressedVirgin]

i remember one time like 10-11 years ago, me, my friend and some random chick he knew were in our other friends car drunk af and i was rambling about some shit, looked back and she was blowing him. Took a second to register with me before i got out and went to find more booze jfl

i would literally floor it into a tree if i saw that happening

i wonder why that faggot banned

 

[BlkPillPres]

i wonder why that faggot banned

Because this thread was obviously a larp, who the fuck is gonna sit around and watch that happen, not anyone who is black pilled, you'd either leave the room or end up killing the both of them, hope it was a permaban, I'm not coming to this forum to read reddit tier cuck fantasy stories

 

[ihaveno1]

Here is them 5 minutes before they mounted. They are currently having sex. Also I'm very high so it's difficult for me to write these responses.
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How the fuck does he get hard to that tub of lard, brutal blackpill of the foid dating way above her looksmatch, just fuck this world tbh

 

[MaxZM98]

WHAT THE FUCK KILL THEM

 

[SlayerSlayer]

You should wear a mask and yell "BOKO HARAM"!!! and play the bongos over and over like a lunatic

 

[BITG]

join them

 

[PPEcel]

Wait so wtf do you do if you want to get changed and your roommate is right there? Do you just tell him to close his eyes or something?

Also surely there must be rules preventing a guy having sex right in front of your face, WTF?

Also what if your stuff gets stolen?

Now I'm fascinated about American College dorms.

Yeah, it's weird how American college dorms have 2 beds in the same room.

It was same at my boarding school for my first year or two. Only the upperclassmen got suites.

 

[Over_this_Life]

Ama? What is this, reddit?