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My friend debunks these incels.
Alright, here it is: I’m a 6’5 model with blue eyes, broad shoulders, a V-taper, clear skin, and a symmetrical face. I’ve got the kind of “ideal” looks that you’d think would have me swimming in dating app matches, right? But no. For some reason, my best friend, a 5’2 Indian janitor, is getting WAY more attention than I am.
Now, I’m not exaggerating when I say this guy is a walking nightmare. His body is an absolute horror show. He’s balding, sure, but that’s nothing compared to the real nightmare—he’s covered in festering sores from a flesh-eating disease called myiasis. Maggots are literally eating through his skin. His teeth are decayed beyond recognition, blackened and broken to the point where he barely has any left. His eyes? Bloodshot, oozing thick, yellow, pus-filled discharge all day. He reeks—like a mix of rotting flesh and something far worse. His toenails and fingernails are long, jagged, filthy, and curling at the edges like they’ve been neglected for years. He’s got these massive tumors all over his body that constantly leak a disgusting mix of blood, pus, and mucus that smells like death. And the drool—it never stops. It’s constantly dripping down his chin like he’s got some kind of uncontrollable sickness.
Here’s where it gets mind-blowing: despite looking like a decaying corpse that’s been pulled from a morgue, he’s getting 1000 matches on dating apps. A thousand. I’m sitting here, looking like some magazine cover model, but this absolute trainwreck of a person is getting all the love and attention. It doesn’t make sense.
But here’s the crazy part—I’m genuinely happy for him. Despite everything, he’s got this insane confidence. He’s funny, takes great photos (somehow), and just has a way of making people feel good about themselves. His energy is magnetic, even though he looks like he’s rotting from the inside out. People don’t care about his disgusting appearance—they’re drawn to his personality. He owns it, and it’s incredible to watch.
So yeah, while my disgustingly, rotting, pus-dripping, maggot-infested, drooling friend gets 1000 matches, I’ve learned to accept it. He’s got confidence, humor, and energy that outshine his horrific appearance. People love him for that, and honestly, I’m happy for him. It just goes to show, sometimes the worst-looking people get the most love if they’ve got the right vibe.
