My Plan To accidently Fall onto a Girl on a subway

[404BrainNotFound]

My Genius Plan Was To Pretend to trip when the subway jerked fall in the direction of a hot milf foid and fall into her big mommy milkers then apologize

Step 1 Wait for train lurch
Step 2 Trip Gracefully
Step 3 I get To face plant straight into those big mommy milkers goon to it afterwards

What Actually happened
. I tripped way to early (Train was still moving slowly)
. Slammed face first into the floor like a dropped pancake
. Some guy thought i was having a seizure and hit the emergency button
. Paramedics came and humiliated myself the Hot milf foid l i wanted to face plant straight into looked at me with disgust and embarrassment

I got a $250 fine for causing public disruption

Maybe next time i will face plant into those big mommy milkers

 

[Ahnfeltia]

gambler's ruin incoming

 

[iicc66]

I personally had good experiences recently at busses

 

[iicc66]

I got a $250 fine for causing public disruption

Srsly?

 

[gluttony]

brutal

 

[SlayerSlayer]

what inceldom does to a mf

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

If this is true stop doing this, seriously nothing good will come out of it

 

[404BrainNotFound]

I personally had good experiences recently at busses

Maybe I should try my luck with busses next time

 

[fullofchagrin]

My Genius Plan Was To Pretend to trip when the subway jerked fall in the direction of a hot milf foid and fall into her big mommy milkers then apologize

Step 1 Wait for train lurch
Step 2 Trip Gracefully
Step 3 I get To face plant straight into those big mommy milkers goon to it afterwards

What Actually happened
. I tripped way to early (Train was still moving slowly)
. Slammed face first into the floor like a dropped pancake
. Some guy thought i was having a seizure and hit the emergency button
. Paramedics came and humiliated myself the Hot milf foid l i wanted to face plant straight into looked at me with disgust and embarrassment

I got a $250 fine for causing public disruption

Maybe next time i will face plant into those big mommy milkers

tales from mumbai

 

[iicc66]

Maybe I should try my luck with busses next time

Its good because they shake and all that, you could just be chilling there doing nothing and getting foids pressing their asses and boobs at you

 

[Fantasea]

TFW ur not a shonen protag

 

[Wrath]

250 fine for falling bruh

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Nigga just get into bus in busy hour. Nobody will fucking notice let alone report it

 

[jackhanma]

JoinedApr 10, 2025Posts40

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Brutal

 

[Paladin]

tales from mumbai

 

[weaselbomber]

totally happened award

 

[Emba]

I'm suprised you didn't trip in front of the train...

My condolences bro

 

[Grodd]

250 fine for falling bruh

 

[FumoCum]

Didn't happen award

 

[chalk son]

 

[Genetics_subhuman]

My Genius Plan Was To Pretend to trip when the subway jerked fall in the direction of a hot milf foid and fall into her big mommy milkers then apologize

Step 1 Wait for train lurch
Step 2 Trip Gracefully
Step 3 I get To face plant straight into those big mommy milkers goon to it afterwards

What Actually happened
. I tripped way to early (Train was still moving slowly)
. Slammed face first into the floor like a dropped pancake
. Some guy thought i was having a seizure and hit the emergency button
. Paramedics came and humiliated myself the Hot milf foid l i wanted to face plant straight into looked at me with disgust and embarrassment

I got a $250 fine for causing public disruption

Maybe next time i will face plant into those big mommy milkers

Lol

 

[404BrainNotFound]

I'm suprised you didn't trip in front of the train...

My condolences bro

Even better then I wouldn't have to be so humiliated afterwards I wanted to jump in front of the train

 

[Emba]

Even better then I wouldn't have to be so humiliated afterwards I wanted to jump in front of the train

Brutal trainpill

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

mentally gone

 

[Rapistcel]

My Genius Plan Was To Pretend to trip when the subway jerked fall in the direction of a hot milf foid and fall into her big mommy milkers then apologize

Step 1 Wait for train lurch
Step 2 Trip Gracefully
Step 3 I get To face plant straight into those big mommy milkers goon to it afterwards

What Actually happened
. I tripped way to early (Train was still moving slowly)
. Slammed face first into the floor like a dropped pancake
. Some guy thought i was having a seizure and hit the emergency button
. Paramedics came and humiliated myself the Hot milf foid l i wanted to face plant straight into looked at me with disgust and embarrassment

I got a $250 fine for causing public disruption

Maybe next time i will face plant into those big mommy milkers

Sounds like a bad idea

 

[Astronomycel11]

Over