Discussion Do people genuinely like their face being sat on or is it just a joke for horny people?

[TurkeyKing]

With all the jokes about people wanting a mommy to sit on their face and fart or smth, do people realistically like being sat on? I was on the train when I got this thought, and I've thought about it, very, very deeply, and would it not be very uncomfortable? for one, your nose would be in someone's anus, and while you suffocate, the only air you get is straight feces and shit. The smell would be horrible lol. I personally dont see the joy in being sat on, especially if the person sitting on you has horrible hygiene.

 

[TheSecondComing]

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[TurkeyKing]

thank you

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

 

[realUboadiah]

I think it's just a joke. I would neber want my face to be sat on. Even if an ultra stacy asked me and we were married [halal version] i would never want nor enjoy it

 

[cripplecel]

I think it's just a joke. I would neber want my face to be sat on. Even if an ultra stacy asked me and we were married [halal version] i would never want nor enjoy it

Is this halal

 

[Renegade#1]

With all the jokes about people wanting a mommy to sit on their face and fart or smth, do people realistically like being sat on?

 

[Paladin]

thank you

 

[The Judge]

@Clavicus Vile thoughts?

 

[VλREN]

I guess it’s GrAY niggER Wednesday

 

[VλREN]

It’s probably all Indians saying this

 

[realUboadiah]

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Is this halal

I think so

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

I don't want to hurt my nose.

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Yes, I 100% want it. Foids are just that hot, but they don’t want me .

 

[Needle]

I wouldnt like it

 

[nihilum]

I wouldnt like it

 

[VladMagnum]

Incredible first post

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I guess it’s GrAY niggER Wednesday

 

[UndeadDeadMan]

Why is this your first post?

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BASED

 

[deadcells]

thank you

 

[My Name Jeff]

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

average GrAYtard thread

 

[ANTAGONIST]

My skull would break

 

[UruCel67]

Human pheromones are primarily released through apocrine sweat glands, which are concentrated in areas with dense hair follicles such as the underarms, groin, and genital regions. These odorless chemicals are also secreted in bodily fluids including urine, semen, breast milk, saliva, and vaginal fluids

 

[Ricer]

I have never had the opportunity for that and never will.

 

[Robocell]

I have never had the opportunity for that and never will.

 

[The Death Devil]

LMAO, this will be wildly unpopular, but getting your face sat on is humiliating and I would never let a uteroid do it to me in a thousand years. It's really just an extension of me not liking the idea of putting my mouth near a foid's slit to begin with—but even then, I could see how other guys would want that, I just personally don't.

But FACE-SITTING? Literally just imagine how you get to that situation—you have to beg your girlfriend to be willing to sit on your face, and after constantly asking, she agrees to it. Then you skip over to the bed and lay yourself down in the most stiff, plank position ever, smiling with glee as your girlfriend comes over and sits down on your face and you begin to suffocate as your body tries desperately to get any oxygen but can only get fish odor and various bacterial infections.IMAGINE WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE FROM AN OUTSIDE VIEW.

Even if a guy was lapping away at a uteroid's hole, it wouldn't be that embarrassing to be walked in on while it's happening. But... how do you explain THAT SCENARIO?

 

[The Death Devil]

If my memory serves me correctly... I recall once watching a video where this black rog was laying down in this bed, and some fat 800-pound sheboon slammed her ass down onto his body and face—and the nigger literally started dying and told the bitch to get off of him, but she WOULDN'T and he couldn't PUSH HER OFF. The gargantuar started quipping with your typical sheboon 'sass' as the nigger's life was on its last threads and his screams were being muffled by the fat rolls of the whale on top of him.

It was deeply unsettling.

 

[Grodd]

Yes, I 100% want it. Foids are just that hot

I didn't expect anything less from you

 

[SnakeCel]

With all the jokes about people wanting a mommy to sit on their face and fart or smth, do people realistically like being sat on? I was on the train when I got this thought, and I've thought about it, very, very deeply, and would it not be very uncomfortable? for one, your nose would be in someone's anus, and while you suffocate, the only air you get is straight feces and shit. The smell would be horrible lol. I personally dont see the joy in being sat on, especially if the person sitting on you has horrible hygiene.

I don't think I would want a foid's asshole on my face but if she sat on me and had her pussy on my face, that would probably be pretty nice. Pussies and assholes are two very different things.

 

[TEC-XX]

Well I've always been confused by it because, how much weight is she applying? Because if she actually full on sat on your face that would kill you, right?

 

[Peroz Shapur]

Nobody likes this except Porn-brained Normies and mentally damaged Incels (by this I mean more mentally damaged than the Incels here).

 

[Last2025cel]

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[Yabadadabadoo]

Surely it has to be a joke

 

[Luganki]

 

[Freixel]

It’s probably all Indians saying this

 

[TurkeyKing]

 

[Youthpilled]

Asking the real questions man, ain't you?

 

[Youthpilled]

If my memory serves me correctly... I recall once watching a video where this black rog was laying down in this bed, and some fat 800-pound sheboon slammed her ass down onto his body and face—and the nigger literally started dying and told the bitch to get off of him, but she WOULDN'T and he couldn't PUSH HER OFF. The gargantuar started quipping with your typical sheboon 'sass' as the nigger's life was on its last threads and his screams were being muffled by the fat rolls of the whale on top of him.

It was deeply unsettling.

man, this can't be real. Honestly, the funniest shit i've read on this forum for a while.