I wish more than anything they smashed my head against the sidewalk as an infant so i didn't have to endure this life as a man with a 3" dick.
It's Over My parent's joked about how small my dick was as a baby.
go eee ahh
wtf and what did u say
my mother told me that when i was born i was being strangled by my own umbilical cord and i could have died.
fucking lol @ the fact i was trying to rope just as i was born.
fucking lol @ the fact i was trying to rope just as i was born.
Wth what’s kind of parents do that
RIP poor bastard.
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I wish I could smash your parents heads against the sidewalk, for you. 
It's absolutely ovER, you already know what to do, OP
@KV- had a 2" inch dick and he still managed to ascend
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You won't get to use it anyway so who cares
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my dad brought me in to the doctor to ask him why my dick was so small, doctor siad it was fucking normal and thent old me to leave the room to speak with my dad
lol
What was the context of them talking about your small dick? Like was it them describing what a cute little baby you were, or was it meant to degrade you?
And 3 inches... ouch. But like everyone here says, it doesn't matter how big your weenie is if you never get a chance to use it.
And 3 inches... ouch. But like everyone here says, it doesn't matter how big your weenie is if you never get a chance to use it.
To be fair pretty much all baby dicks are small.
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same
be quiet
fuck now that i remember i grew up with a bunch of woman raising me (i love them but man i needed a father).. nobody ever told me you have to pull your foreskin back until i realized this at 13 years old and by then my dicked had developed phimosis.. thankfully through PAINFUL self procedure i managed to cut off the fused skin (no blood vessesls) and my dick works %100 normal thank God. doctor had recommended circumcision but fuck that i refused.
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what if you had large hands trying to jack off your 4.5 inch long dick with 4 inch girth. think about how everytime you go to rub one out you are reminded by how small you are just by the feel of your dick in your hand while you happen to be watching porn where the guy has an 8-9 inch dick.
Is your dick seriously 3''?
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That is brutal. How old were you?
Dude I hate my life with 5 inches, you can't even "revenge rape" women with 3 inches, how do you cope, ever tried any methods to increase your size?
I call bullshit on everything you said.
Like describing how cute as a baby I was. I was in the car going to church with them for mothers day. They have not seen my dick since I was a child, so they have no clue what size i am.
Yes maybe a tad more when erect but under 4.
You mean you call bullshit on my story, I didn't say I said anything.
Wtf don't all babies have small dicks or I'm I missing something
then why did they come up with that.
then why did they come up with that.
braindead
At least she is honest. My brother had some head surgery as a newborn, he found that in his medical file, but mom stole it from him and she is refusing to give it back. She is lying now that he had no surgery and he is healthy. This is serious shit and probably illegal thing to do. My brother is not sure what exactly that surgery was, but it might be important for him in the future in case he gets some health problems.
FUCK, Its truly over then. I dont know how you cope, mine is sub 6'' as well but idk how I would handle having a sub 5'' dick
i would chop off my dick and balls for a small sum of money
Didn't had a good connection, why did they came up telling u that?
When I was a baby I was coping with shadow boxing lol
I don't recall giving you permission to reply to my posts?
Absolutely brutal. Anyone remember the Mike Rowe dick blogposts posted here a few weeks back? At least you aren't as small as him kek
Have you tried the enlargening devices? PF etc?
Have you tried the enlargening devices? PF etc?
My dick is 6.65 inch. Not ascended.
link it please.
no but none of that shit works and everyone knows it. if it worked it would be the best selling device to ever exist in human history.
Damn man, you're just on the cusp of being considered to have a micro-phallus given that anything less than three inches (about eight centimetres) when erect, is considered a micro-phallus you may want to accurately measure yourself and speak to a urologist.
Urologist cant make your dick bigger
He isn't a magician the only thing you can hope to attain is a clear understanding of how you can substitute your shortcomings.
That's nasty af. I don't want my parents commenting on my nakedness regardless of when it happened.
Couldn't find it when I searched for it a few days ago.
Anyway - are you so sure they don't work? How much research have you done on it? I've done a lot, and the reason they don't work is because of the insane time investment it generally requires, the difficulty and inconsistency in technique, and the discomfort from using them.
But the newest devices are a lot better than the crap that was out in the 80's, and the one I mentioned has some preliminary scientific studies showing positive results. The only problem is as I mentioned, the huge time investment required.
Stretching soft tissue is entirely possible biologically, its why you have that tribe of African long-necks that stack rings or other tribals with those freaky lip plates.
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Middle school didnt care at the time
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