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My oneitis is having her wedding next month

Kill oneitiscels. Behead oneitiscels. Roundhouse kick a oneitiscel into the concrete. Slam dunk a oneitiscel baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a oneitiscels food. Launch oneitiscels into the sun. Stir fry oneitiscels in a wok. Toss oneitiscels into active volcanoes. Urinate into a oneitiscels gas tank. Judo throw oneitiscels into a wood chipper. Twist oneitiscels heads off. Report oneitiscels to the IRS. Karate chop oneitiscels in half. Curb stomp pregnant black oneitiscels. Trap oneitiscels in quicksand. Crush oneitiscels in the trash compactor. Liquefy oneitiscels in a vat of acid. Eat oneitiscels. Dissect oneitiscels. Exterminate oneitiscels in the gas chamber. Stomp oneitiscel skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate oneitiscels in the oven. Lobotomize oneitiscels. Mandatory abortions for oneitiscels. Grind oneitiscel fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown oneitiscels in fried chicken grease. Vaporize oneitiscels with a ray gun. Kick old oneitiscels down the stairs. Feed oneitiscels to alligators. Slice oneitiscels with a katana. (in Minecraft)
 
Forgot about her she has much feelings for you as dog does about its buried bones
 

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