JFL My old friends from high school tried to answer a strange question

[Logic55]

I used to be in a friend group back in 2018. During lunch time, we were hanging out together next to the basketball court. And one of the asked a weird question. He asked us, "is it gay to jack off? You are touching a dick, therefore, it's gay. Touching dicks is gay"
My other friend said, "no, because it's your own dick, you fucking idiot"

@Saysitsover made a thread this morning asking if it's gay to eat chicken, and this memory from high school came to mind. I personally don't believe that it's gay to jack off. But if anyone disagrees, comment below explain why it's gay.

 

[antipode]

liking girls is gay because girls like boys wtf bro you fucking fag

 

[copemaxx9002]

I used to be in a friend group back in 2018. During lunch time, we were hanging out together next to be handball court. And one of the asked a weird question. He asked us, "is it gay to jack off? You are touching a dick, therefore, it's gay. Touching dicks is gay"
My other friend said, "no, because it's your own dick, you fucking idiot"

@Saysitsover made a thread this morning asking if it's gay to eat chicken, and this memory from high school came to mind. I personally don't believe that it's gay to jack off. But if anyone disagrees, comment below explain why it's gay.

even though it is your hand. in theory a man is still touching your dick so one could say masturbation is gay.

 

[Bianor]

Yes because you’re touching dick AND your dick is being touched by a man
It’s double gay

 

[ThereIsOnlyOne]

even though it is your hand. in theory a man is still touching your dick so one could say masturbation is gay.

i think of masturbation along the lines of someone peering into their inner soul; the most supreme form of spirituality that brings out the individual's atman near peak arousal, allowing someone to truly become one with themselves... It can't be gay, it's a natural process to ascension.

 

[copemaxx9002]

it's a natural process to ascension.

i think of masturbation along the lines of someone peering into their inner soul; the most supreme form of spirituality that brings out the individual's atman near peak arousal

no
false

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

I used to be in a friend group back in 2018. During lunch time, we were hanging out together next to the basketball court. And one of the asked a weird question. He asked us, "is it gay to jack off? You are touching a dick, therefore, it's gay. Touching dicks is gay"
My other friend said, "no, because it's your own dick, you fucking idiot"

That guy might be gay though.

When I jerk I'm thinking about tits and ass. He's thinking about gay. So probably gay.