Brutal My noodles felt like a woman

[Wither]

I was just making some pot noodle (britishcels know what this is) and I put it on the table next to me to leave it to cool off. I wasn’t paying attention and my arm touched against it. For a split second it felt like I was sitting at the table with someone. I’m so fucking lonely.

 

[Animecel2D]

Never began for noodlecels

 

[Paladin]

The goyim mustn't know that pot noodles contain female flesh

 

[itstoolate]

Noodle felt like a noodle

I shave my arms so I can pretend they're the arms of a woman.