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LifeFuel My new years revolution for 2025

JewProducER

JewProducER

OVERdozed on copium so I ascended into the heavens
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I'm gonna make it this year brocels I can feel it!

All I got to do is a few small, but ez things that will 100% make me ascend.

1. stretch grow to 6'5
2. mew to get a sharp jawline that I can use to mow the grass in my backyard
3. Get insane hunter eyes
4. Become the most shredded person on earth.
5. become a multi billionaire

With all this hard work I know I'll secure a 4/10 fat brown goblina who looks like a man and no tits. I will then show my high school bullies who's the slayER now!!! :feelsLSD::dab:
 
 
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I don't see "improve my personality" and "get hobbies" on there
 
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"you can do anything you put your mind to" :soy::foidSoy:
 

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