SuicideFuel My mom wants to set me up on a date with her friends actually whale sized daughter with a child

[Deleted member 7573]

Disgusting, your mother must really hate you, my mother would never want me to have an orca with a baby that is not mine and almost 10 years older than me, I do not know how you look like OP but even if you are a 2/10 that's too much, not even someone at the level of saint blackOps2Cel deserves something like that, seriously if the problem was just the weight, you can find a way, exercise with her, but even so 500ibs !! thats way too much, I recommend you talk to your mother

 

[StaroRavager]

I walked away without saying a word and slammed the door to my room.

Perfect response

 

[3uxp]

You volcels deserve what you get I’d happily betabux for a literal hambeast

 

[CIA nigger]

go forth and ascend

 

[blickpall]

Only child.

Over.

0/10 looks like thisView attachment 57309

OVER.

 

[Barry]

this is some shit

if your mom is setting you up with landwhale single mothers it must be fucking over

 

[Honeypot]

What about blowjobs? Fat doesn't accumulate inside the mouth.

she probably can't do that also

this is some shit

if your mom is setting you up with landwhale single mothers it must be fucking over

moms are fucking dumb that's why every single mother family is ruined.

 

[Mainländer]

she probably can't do that also

Why do you think that? That comes very naturally to women and isn't something particularly difficult to do.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Damn, your mom is based as fuck. She knows whales are the only way for you to ascend.

But you can do it boyo, don't lose hope. Just bend the space-time continuum, everything will fall into place.

https://incels.is/threads/how-to-ascend-bending-the-space-time-continuum.74383/

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Honeypot]

Why do you think that? That comes very naturally to women and isn't something particularly difficult to do.

It is, for starters she can't kneel

 

[Mainländer]

It is, for starters she can't kneel

Just lay her down on her back and fuck her mouth.

 

[theoldnick]

YOU NEED EXPERIENCE
confidence comes from experience and the reason incels don't have confidence is because they can't gather any EXP

you have nothing to lose

go on the damn date and get some experience,

don't care if she's fat,
practice,
it's a hole in the dark, and fatties apply themselves giving BJs

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Your mom wants you to fuck an obese single mom who got pumped and dumped ? If this isnt a reason to not kill yourself idk what is

 

[NEETAndTidy]

>anyone thinking id consider this "date"

Id rather cut my dick off.

I havent spoken to my mother since she brought it up. And i wont be until she drops the topic.

 

[Swiswis]

ULTRA LOW IQ MOTHER

 

[TheRealChincel]

Who needs enemies when your allies do you like that?

 

[The Abyss]

Imagine the scene

*Lardass laying on her front eating an assortment of food, you try to get up from behind but can't find the pussy due to all the fat folds, finally the tip is in but no more will go as you'd need a foot long to get up in there, she asks "is it in", you say yeah then give up & stick one of the hotdogs she's eating in there, you wonder if she had 2 babies once but got hungry & ate the other*

 

[quinn24]

volcel

Betabux is still incel like how escortcel is still incel

 

[IHateMySelf]

So,your mom think your ugly and only a landwhale single mother will,perhaps, feel love for you

Even your mom know it!, its over for you,boyo.

 

[Deleted member]

YOU NEED EXPERIENCE
confidence comes from experience and the reason incels don't have confidence is because they can't gather any EXP

you have nothing to lose

go on the damn date and get some experience,

don't care if she's fat,
practice,
it's a hole in the dark, and fatties apply themselves giving BJs

the reason incels don't have "confidence" is because they're ugly.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

So,your mom think your ugly and only a landwhale single mother will,perhaps, feel love for you

Even your mom know it!, its over for you,boyo.

Like. Im not even a fatcel ffs. Just 5'5 4/10

The bitch probably weights 3x what i do if not more.

 

[Herodion_Catriona]

Maybe your mum can't afford a prostitute but still sees the importance of trying to get you into the "game" somehow.

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

Volcel if no kek

 

[ThickBoi]

TBH your mom may just be trying to be realistic. Give your mom a chance she might be smarter than most.

How many parents are just like "Hurr hurr you'll find a lovely GF someday just gotta be yourself."

Meanwhile your awesome mom is like "Jesus my kid is incel as fuck I have to do something!"

That’s true except if the person is at a healthy weight its fucked up. He is entitled way more than a 500 lbs woman.

 

[Herodion_Catriona]

Then maybe the lesson here is that your entitled to fuck all, deal with it

 

[Deleted member 5861]

I earn less than 1,200 a month from disability. And i am not fit to be a parent.

you income mog my family brah just from your neetbux alone. Why you no have computer? Live in expensive area?

 

[Deleted member 10314]

An obese single mother? Ok this goes way too far.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

you income mog my family brah just from your neetbux alone. Why you no have computer? Live in expensive area?

I give my mom near half of it for bills. Also yeah rich white area

That’s true except if the person is at a healthy weight its fucked up. He is entitled way more than a 500 lbs woman.

Exactly. Give me an ugly 1/10 for all i care but a fucking whale with a kid.

 

[Narazz]

honestly, i'd go just to say i'd been on a date but i'd ghost the girl later.

 

[oldcel75]

Like. Im not even a fatcel ffs. Just 5'5 4/10

The bitch probably weights 3x what i do if not more.

this is a safety issue. She can crush you to death.

 

[Deleted member 126]

Volcel >>>>> landwhale-fucker

 

[Life Wasted]

I'd rather remain incel than shack up with some landwhale singlemom, you made the right choice.

 

[TomathonClancy]

I cant make this up. Mom approached me with a pic of a whale and its calf and saif she had a date set up for me this wednesday.

Apparently he friends daughter just got out of an LTR. The whale is 31 (im 23) and she must legit be 500+ pounds

I walked away without saying a word and slammed the door to my room.

I dont eve know how to process this. How low of me my mother must think of.

Not only could my below average cock. Not penetrate that creature i could never get hard. Nor would i raise some failed normies baby. She looks like she smells bed


I told my mom if she thinks ill date that id rather kms than go on that date.


Just gonna lay in misery today

"Volcel if you wouldn't-"

 

[acnescarcel]

volcel. go captain ahab on dat h0e.

Livestream the date

livestream it but send catfishman instead

 

[starystulejarz]

Teach your mother a lesson hER brain will learn quickly, but do it on your tERm. I will be watching this from my expERt helicoptER which was made in gERmany. Just give me a signal when you are at alERt so i could see it from the pERfect vERtical view angle.

 

[Mainländer]

I'm not trying to pick fights with anyone but I haven't seen any consistent arguments against the notion that you're a volcel if you have the chance to fuck a landwhale and won't do it.

What's the minimal standard to be considered volcel? I think I would only refuse sex with a foid if she was ugly to the point of scaring me, like this for example:

But I can't understand refusing a blowjob (sex is somewhat understandable, their pussies must be disgusting under all that fat) from a non-deformed faced landwhale.

 

[blickpall]

I'm not trying to pick fights with anyone but I haven't seen any consistent arguments against the notion that you're a volcel if you have the chance to fuck a landwhale and won't do it.

If you don't get aroused by the landwhale, you can't have sex with her. That's really the only explanation there is.

 

[Mainländer]

If you don't get aroused by the landwhale, you can't have sex with her. That's really the only explanation there is.

Fair enough. But it's still tricky to put the line between incel and volcel.

 

[blickpall]

Fair enough. But it's still tricky to put the line between incel and volcel.

There probably isn't a line that is universal for everyone, trying to find one is pointless. No matter what, there will always be the "volcel if you wouldn't" crowd, and whether they are honest or not is impossible to tell either (whether they actually would fuck a 0/10 landwhale or whether they are just status signaling on an incel forum). It's basically a pointless thought exercise.

 

[Mainländer]

There probably isn't a line that is universal for everyone, trying to find one is pointless. No matter what, there will always be the "volcel if you wouldn't" crowd, and whether they are honest or not is impossible to tell either (whether they actually would fuck a 0/10 landwhale or whether they are just status signaling on an incel forum). It's basically a pointless thought exercise.

Yeah, it's like the definition of incel itself, humans are subjective. Some users here think other users who have had sex before (no matter how far back in the past) are fakecels, some think gl users are fakecels, some even go as far as thinking escortcels are fakecels.

 

[4700euros]

Dont feed the whales !

Whales need to learn that they cant fuck anyone!

 

[grouchyspell]

I would assume fat girls are good at blowjobs, I mean they are probably hungry after all.

 

[Rice Cel]

Time to ascend boyo