Serious My mom told me that when I was a kid her friends said I looked like Richard Hammond...

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Her friends or my friends parents or both

Richard Hammond:


i see....

my eyes:
https://looksmax.org/threads/rate-my-eyes.99932/

tbh now I look like I could be his son. Terrible eye area like his, massive nose, big ears, narrow lower third

mental_out @mental_out thoughts?
 
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Your eye area mogs Hammond and mine.
 
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The only reason Hammond doesn't brutally mog Clarkson and May is due to his height, not a bad compliment tbh. I think you have a decent chance with noodlewhores.
 
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Better eye area than mine
 
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Is that a venting thread? Your eye area mogs every truecel here and you are definitely a fakecel.:feelsUgh:
 
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Ping And Pong said:
The only reason Hammond doesn't brutally mog Clarkson and May is due to his height, not a bad compliment tbh. I think you have a decent chance with noodlewhores.
Hmmm. Perhaps. Not in England tho. Even their standards are high trust me.

Maybe I can seamaxx and get a 2/10 foid.

My eyes aren't my worst feature. Personalityinkwell @Personalityinkwell said my nose was my main problem. Also I have no jaw.
Eschewcel said:
Is that a venting thread? Your eye area mogs every truecel here and you are definitely a fakecel.:feelsUgh:
My nigga mesut ozil was literally my nickname in school. I'll admit I have a good eye colour. I'll make another looksmax thread with me eyes in different lighting.
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Is that a venting thread? Your eye area mogs every truecel here and you are definitely a fakecel.:feelsUgh:
O the reason my eyes don't look as bad as they are is that you can't see the size of my bug eyes proportionate to the rest of my face. I can't send pics tho it reveals too much
 
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Mogs me at having coloured eyes:feels:
 
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Mogger, i got two big fucking bags under my eyes i look like a fucking deformed zombie troll.
 
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FUCKITALLREEE said:
Mogger, i got two big fucking bags under my eyes i look like a fucking deformed zombie troll.
Same here I'm thinking of fat grafts or implants which one would u say is better
 
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WØLF said:
Mogs me at having coloured eyes:feels:
Legit i hate my shitskin eyes. Look like eyes of bug not a mammal
 
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Inceywincey said:
Same here I'm thinking of fat grafts or implants which one would u say is better
No fucking idea, it wouldn't make any difference in my case anyways.
 
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FUCKITALLREEE said:
Mogger, i got two big fucking bags under my eyes i look like a fucking deformed zombie troll.
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
Legit i hate my shitskin eyes. Look like eyes of bug not a mammal
I have plenty of upper eyelid exposure, so I look like a stoned retard at all times. Like the eye area of Billie Eilish, but shitskin.
 
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FUCKITALLREEE said:
No fucking idea, it wouldn't make any difference in my case anyways.
Why what else is up with your face
 
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I have plenty of upper eyelid exposure, so I look like a stoned retard at all times. Like the eye area of Billie Eilish, but shitskin.
I have almost no upper eye exposure but my under eye area support is 0
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
I have almost no upper eye exposure but my under eye area support is 0
Does that mean you have dark circles and eye bags?
 
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Irredeemable said:
Does that mean you have dark circles and eye bags?
Yes. My eyes have saggy look
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
Yes. My eyes have saggy look
Brutal. I also have scleral show.
 
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Irredeemable said:
Brutal. I also have scleral show.
Its absurd. I slrep 9 houre daily for last few months. Yet people will still ask if i get sufficient sleep. This sceleral show problrm plagues us browns
 
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Your eye area mogs mine to oblivion
 
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Eschewcel said:
Is that a venting thread? Your eye area mogs every truecel here and you are definitely a fakecel.:feelsUgh:
 
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Hammond is an 8 Chad, good looking
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Bluepillers: 29

Leave me alone
Bluepillers would suck your dick. Fakecel tbh.
 
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Bluepillers would suck your dick. Fakecel tbh.
They would not
 
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Eschewcel said:
Is that a venting thread? Your eye area mogs every truecel here and you are definitely a fakecel.:feelsUgh:
 
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Hammy isn't that ugly, noodlewhores would love a guy like him.

Problem is he's a manlet
 
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