RageFuel my mom said that im gonna go bald if i dont take showers

[torujo]

you having tiny hair and your family being full of bald males doesnt have anything to do

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Taking a shower has restored my hairline

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I think I know where you get your low IQ from.

 

[AutisticCopecel]

ask her, did shower help the other bald males of the family

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

if you hate showers try bathmaxxing tbh

 

[Guest2]

Just take a shower and become NW0 Theory...
It would make it even worse as hairs that won't grow back will fall out more if you're using chemicals n shit on them.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Seriously nigga just take a shower I doubt your mama can tolerate you.

 

[AsiaCel]

You heard that? You're a volcel if you don't take shower. Taking showers restores your NW0 hairline, morphs your face, makes you smell good, and increase your height.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

I shower daily and I'm going just as bald as any other guy who doesn't shower.

 

[starystulejarz]

she is lying i haven't washed my hair multiple times for more than a month and i'm still not bald, if anything too frequent washing may make you bald since your skin was not meant to be washed all the time

 

[Insomniac]

Guess that explains why I haven’t started balding yet.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Showers gave me a chin.
Seriously you don't need to wash yourself daily, specially your hair. You clean your hair once a week top.
And all those shampoos do more harm than good.

 

[Gengar]

Guess that explains why I haven’t started balding yet.

 

[Deleted member 265]

Guess that explains why I haven’t started balding yet.

 

[Cuyen]

if you hate showers try bathmaxxing tbh

 

[Michael15651]

Just use extra soap br0

 

[_wifebeater_]

Taking a shower has restored my hairline

Showermaxxing is legit

 

[FlamingCel]

she is lying i haven't washed my hair multiple times for more than a month and i'm still not bald, if anything too frequent washing may make you bald since your skin was not meant to be washed all the time

 

[Sans]

You heard that? You're a volcel if you don't take shower. Taking showers restores your NW0 hairline, morphs your face, makes you smell good, and increase your height.

 

[Michael15651]

Just use extra soap br0

 

[Mainländer]

Momscience.

 

[rahultmnt]

just take a shower theory is a forced meme by now

 

[TheRealChincel]

A family friend didn’t wash his hair for months and ended up with a fungus that left him bald. He went from a 4 to a 3 and has yet to lose his virginity.

 

[Cuyen]

just take a shower theory is a forced meme by now

no just take a shower theoriy is a forced meme by OP's mom tbh

 

[heroinfather]

kek I saw u posing on r/Ice_Poseidon u triggered a lot of uncle tomcels

 

[LitVirgin]

Its kinda like saying if you jerk off too much you will go blind they control you with fear

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Lol

I think shower water actually ya calcium in it and calcifies your scalp with an def lead to baldness.. maybe not taking showers is better

Anecdotally, I’ve been showering minimum 2x a day since I was like 14 and i became norwood 3 at 18

 

[BrettyBoy]

Its kinda like saying if you jerk off too much you will go blind they control you with fear

 

[Grotesque]

A new level of just-world fallacy. Kind of refreshing to see new stupidity tbh.

 

[Blacktarpill]

You clean your hair once a week top.
And all those shampoos do more harm than good

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Just take a shower bro

 

[GameDevCel]

Momscience.

femminism is a series of Monscience, bs they pull up of their asses to feel better about themselfs

 

[Inceldo]

Is she hot? How big is her booty?

 

[KingOfRome]

Let me guess: you didn't have a father at home.

 

[YungCell]

Just use extra soap br0

Good soap adds like 4 inches br0