Since I know this forum is full of barely-literate retards, I will clarify: no, I’m not comparing all bald guys to fat bitches. That said, those who’ve encountered this type of bald guy should intuitively know what I’m talking about. I like to call this archetype the “crab-bucket baldies.”
They’re a mixed group, with many being “looks don’t matter” bluepillers, and others being redpill cucks. Ironically, the redpill crowd among them will call out fat bitches for crab-bucketing with “YoU’Re BeAuTiFuL ThE wAy yOu ArE QuEEn”
, while crab-bucketing balding guys themselves in a similar manner.
These fuckers are abundant in the comments of balding/hair loss-related videos on IG Reels. They’ve coped with hair loss by making baldness central to their identity, and by acting like pussyhurt mutants whenever they see someone actively trying to avoid, remedy, or even minimize it.
Under haircut transformations and similar videos:
• “JuSt LeT iT gO KiNg!!”
• “jUsT sHaVe iT oFf BrO!!”
Under hair transplant results:
• “SoOoO uNnEcEsSaRyY!!!”
• “ImAGiNe BEiNgG THiS iNsEcURe!!”
Under videos about min/fin and hair loss prevention:
• “UhM SwEaTY tHiS LoWeRs yOuR tEsToStErOnE AnD GiVeS yOu ED!!!”
The last one is particularly ironic cause since when was ED ever a problem for you, bald nigga?? NO woman wants to touch your dick, the vast majority of them HATE bald niggas despite the junk sociology surveys you spread claiming they “prefer bald men” (Just Fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL). ED may not be a problem for fin/min-skippers, but chronic dry dick most certainly will be. And before anyone claims I’m incel-shaming, I myself am at heavy risk of MPB – both my dad and my uncle (mom’s brother) lost their hair in their 20s. The difference is, however, I REFUSE to accept being bald; as soon as I notice something’s up, I’m getting on fin, and if that doesn’t work I’m getting on min, and if that doesn’t work, I’m booking a trip to Turkey.
Of course, every blackpilled bald brocel on here has my sympathy, and I assume you hate these miserable crab-bucket faggot cunts just as much as I do
They’re a mixed group, with many being “looks don’t matter” bluepillers, and others being redpill cucks. Ironically, the redpill crowd among them will call out fat bitches for crab-bucketing with “YoU’Re BeAuTiFuL ThE wAy yOu ArE QuEEn”
, while crab-bucketing balding guys themselves in a similar manner.These fuckers are abundant in the comments of balding/hair loss-related videos on IG Reels. They’ve coped with hair loss by making baldness central to their identity, and by acting like pussyhurt mutants whenever they see someone actively trying to avoid, remedy, or even minimize it.
Under haircut transformations and similar videos:
• “JuSt LeT iT gO KiNg!!”
• “jUsT sHaVe iT oFf BrO!!”
Under hair transplant results:
• “SoOoO uNnEcEsSaRyY!!!”
• “ImAGiNe BEiNgG THiS iNsEcURe!!”
Under videos about min/fin and hair loss prevention:
• “UhM SwEaTY tHiS LoWeRs yOuR tEsToStErOnE AnD GiVeS yOu ED!!!”
The last one is particularly ironic cause since when was ED ever a problem for you, bald nigga?? NO woman wants to touch your dick, the vast majority of them HATE bald niggas despite the junk sociology surveys you spread claiming they “prefer bald men” (Just Fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL). ED may not be a problem for fin/min-skippers, but chronic dry dick most certainly will be. And before anyone claims I’m incel-shaming, I myself am at heavy risk of MPB – both my dad and my uncle (mom’s brother) lost their hair in their 20s. The difference is, however, I REFUSE to accept being bald; as soon as I notice something’s up, I’m getting on fin, and if that doesn’t work I’m getting on min, and if that doesn’t work, I’m booking a trip to Turkey.
Of course, every blackpilled bald brocel on here has my sympathy, and I assume you hate these miserable crab-bucket faggot cunts just as much as I do
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