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My mom keeps asking me why i'm using so much toilet paper

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it's over for fapcels
 
tell her you need to wipe a lot because shit keeps getting caught in your ass hair
 
tell her you use it so you don't have to cum on your sheets
 
Just cum in your pants
 
Just cum in your own mouth
 
Does your mom know your gender? You can tell her that you're a male with a functioning penis.
 
Does your mom know your gender? You can tell her that you're a male with a functioning penis.

I thought the cum stains on my bed sheets would be a giveaway.
 
I know that feeling
I had my whole family make fun of me for using too many tissues
 
just fuck her dude
 
TP ain't cheap
 
Get an onahole it's much better for the environment.
 
Just use an old t-shirt for that and after 2 years of fapping throw it away.

But you must keep it somewhere safe.
 
Just use an old t-shirt for that and after 2 years of fapping throw it away.

But you must keep it somewhere safe.

I learned my lesson after my mom found my cumsock when I was 12.
 
just by your own toilet paper
 
Just don't fap too much, how much do you waste OP ?
 

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