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RageFuel My mom is punishing me for jacking off

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Every morning my mom barges in my room to wake me up for work and she always catches me jacking off and she's getting mad at ME for jacking off like knock you fucking nigger and she said everytime she catches me jacking off she's gonna charge me 20$ fuck my fucking mom
 
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Every morning my mom barges in my room to wake me up for work and she always catches me jacking off and she's getting mad at ME for jacking off like knock you fucking nigger and she said everytime she catches me jacking off she's gonna charge me 20$ fuck my fucking mom
Bruuuutal. I always lock my door when I jack off. I always lock my door all the time since I’m smoking
 
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Every morning my mom barges in my room to wake me up for work and she always catches me jacking off and she's getting mad at ME for jacking off like knock you fucking nigger and she said everytime she catches me jacking off she's gonna charge me 20$ fuck my fucking mom
over for goonercels
 
I can't hide the fact i goon a lot so i just say "if you need something please knock" shortly before i close my door
 
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Every morning my mom barges in my room to wake me up for work and she always catches me jacking off and she's getting mad at ME for jacking off like knock you fucking nigger and she said everytime she catches me jacking off she's gonna charge me 20$ fuck my fucking mom
Lol then do it when she's asleep. Or do it when you're in the bathroom.
 
are you trying to reenact a scene from pornhub faggot
 
Jack off in the bathroom then
 
I just coom in the shower so this is never a problem.
 
Ur one of my most favorite users here :feelskek:
 
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Every morning my mom barges in my room to wake me up for work and she always catches me jacking off and she's getting mad at ME for jacking off like knock you fucking nigger and she said everytime she catches me jacking off she's gonna charge me 20$ fuck my fucking mom
I goon every day and I have yet to be catched, idk how y’all get catched
 
I laughed so hard this is based. I do that on the shower with water on :dab:
 
Average wank discussion while eating breakfast
 
Even while mad your mom sounds chill af
 
Jack off in the bathroom then
Its whenever I wake up I gotta bust in my cozy bed, if I don't bust then I'll be horny all day at wageslaving
 
Jerk off in the bathroom at night bruh, just make sure to flush it without waking ur mom
 
JFL What is even going on with your relationship with your mother sounds like the intro to a video on pornhub :worryfeels:
 
Record yourself jerking off and send it to her so she changes her mind and leaves you alone in your goon cave
 
Your relationship with your mom is hella weird bro
 
she should let you fap in peace
 
Are you eating cereals ?
 
i hate cooming when my mums home i have to wait until shes gone or if im getting blue balls ill do it on the bathroom
 
i relate to having a mom who barges into your room randomly. I have to time when I goon carefully to avoid being caught.

it's fucked tho. males are sexually repressed then when we jerk off to appease our biological need we get judged a second time. meanwhile a foid can fuck 20 guys in public then go home and record herself riding a 50 inch horse dildo and everyone says she's empowered
 
i will say having this fucking convo when you are in the middle of eating is wild LMAO
 
How I feel knowing I've never been caught gooning
 

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femshits are not very smart, don't mind the bitch too much :feelsYall:
 
did you start eating after jerking off ? :feelskek::feelskek:
 
Tell her to hook you up with a girl or don’t complain about you masturbating
 

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