Today I learned that the paper napkins you use to blow your nose must be perfectly folded three times if you put them in your pocket.
I'm just kidding, that's what my neurotic mother expects of me. I tried to put one paper napkin inside my pocket without folding it like one of the 1000 layers of a katana and my mother crashed out on me. She said I won't go anywhere in life if I'm not tidy or shit like that. Bitch I won't go anywhere in life due to your horrendous genes, not because I fail to fold the paper napkin three times before carrying it on my person.
I'm just kidding, that's what my neurotic mother expects of me. I tried to put one paper napkin inside my pocket without folding it like one of the 1000 layers of a katana and my mother crashed out on me. She said I won't go anywhere in life if I'm not tidy or shit like that. Bitch I won't go anywhere in life due to your horrendous genes, not because I fail to fold the paper napkin three times before carrying it on my person.
