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It's Over My mom explains why I can't escortmaxx

  • Thread starter TheTroonAnnihilator
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You're officially my favorite user on here.
 
I don't know how she would find out anyway. A lot of escorts host incalls (you visiting them at their hosted location), so you don't even need to invite one. Is your mom that much of a helicopter parent that she also checks your phone?

I also live with my parents, so I have to visit escorts' apartments instead. There's a higher risk of getting arrested or robbed by doing incalls but luckily I haven't encountered any of that.

Whenever I escortmaxx, I just visit the whores during weekdays when my parents are working or at weekends, I just tell them that I'm going for a walk or visiting a friend.
 
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she took it away because she found out I posted her so shes probably banging it right now as im typing
Bruh imagine getting cucked by your mother. You need to defend your doll GF!!!
 
Just lie and tell her your only going to an escort to get your dick sucked, that way you can still have your first time with a "special girl" jfl

Your mom is coping with that reason btw 99% of girls have been fucked hard already
 
No way your speaking blackpill brainrot to your mom irl
It's not "brainrot" you tiktok immigrant.

That said, @TheTroonAnnihilator it really is cringey to use blackpill terminology in front of your mom. Couldn't listen to the vid past her saying "rapechargemaxx," it was too painful
 
Nigga you talk to your mom on DISCORD?! And with THAT fucking pfp?!?! :dafuckfeels:
whats wrong with that
Just lie and tell her your only going to an escort to get your dick sucked, that way you can still have your first time with a "special girl" jfl

Your mom is coping with that reason btw 99% of girls have been fucked hard already
she doesnt want me to have any kind of sex unless its free but she doesnt understand that the only way for me to get pussy is to pay
I don't know how she would find out anyway. A lot of escorts host incalls (you visiting them at their hosted location), so you don't even need to invite one. Is your mom that much of a helicopter parent that she also checks your phone?

I also live with my parents, so I have to visit escorts' apartments instead. There's a higher risk of getting arrested or robbed by doing incalls but luckily I haven't encountered any of that.

Whenever I escortmaxx, I just visit the whores during weekdays when my parents are working or at weekends, I just tell them that I'm going for a walk or visiting a friend.
You dont understand my mum treats me like im 12 she will find out if I leave I dont have a car either so the escort will have to come here and I dont want some 35 year old roastie escort I want ones my age
 
Give me her discord and I will set her straight
 
Wym what's wrong with that? You should at least try to hide your coomerism from your parents...
she knows I coom all the time. Whenever im banging my doll theres at least a 30% she will come in my room and she ruins the moment
 
Your mom sounds like she has a low IQ and drug addiction.
 
Based low inibcel

Someone should archive gems like these... absolutely hilarious:feelskek:
 
fucking cunt mother made you subhuman trucel freak and refuses to help you get laid
Typical foid behavior, they never take responsibility for any of their actions, not even taking care of their own children. Empathetic sex my ass.
 
jfl at her for calling it rape
foids call everything rape
 
whats wrong with that

she doesnt want me to have any kind of sex unless its free but she doesnt understand that the only way for me to get pussy is to pay

You dont understand my mum treats me like im 12 she will find out if I leave I dont have a car either so the escort will have to come here and I dont want some 35 year old roastie escort I want ones my age
Is there no public transport available?
 
This is fucking awesome
 
You sound like micheal cera or jessie essienberg if they were trying to escortmaxx :feelskek::feelskek:
 

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