I don't know what it is, could be some alien reptile cosmically torturing me to feed off my life-force & just for sadism to see someone like me suffer, or it could be a coincide, but I swear my dumb broad of a mother calls me on my phone at literally the worst possible moments.
It's always either when it's the morning & I don't have caffeine in me, when I'm eating dinner(anywhere from around 5-6:30ish), or when I'm driving- by which I mean navigating the busy roads filed with Americas wonderful drivers with some old idiot in a beat-up Honda going 5 mph under and some asshole in a jacked-up pick-up riding my rear.
And whenever I mention this fact to her, she gets all bitchy & is just like "
: You don't have five minutes!"
It's always either when it's the morning & I don't have caffeine in me, when I'm eating dinner(anywhere from around 5-6:30ish), or when I'm driving- by which I mean navigating the busy roads filed with Americas wonderful drivers with some old idiot in a beat-up Honda going 5 mph under and some asshole in a jacked-up pick-up riding my rear.
And whenever I mention this fact to her, she gets all bitchy & is just like "
: You don't have five minutes!"
