SuicideFuel My mom assumed I'm sexually active

[Deleted member 17752]

I visited home for spring break(I obviously don't have anyone to go on a trip with). Right before I left my mom had a "talk" with me. She attempted to ingrain the importance of shit like using condoms and not fucking drunk foids. However, she said it like she assumed I was sexually active (she said when instead of if). My dad and Chad older brother also keep asking about my success with foids. God fucking damnit guys how do I cope with being a failure and a genetic dead end??

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Meanwhile my mum tells me to go to SEA

 

[LastTryGhost]

She would have known that you’re a virgin.

 

[RollD20]

My Mom thinks I have a social life.

 

[The End]

I'd complain loudly about how I can't get dates and am losing my mind.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Your mother knows, they all know.

 

[Michael15651]

Mine just reminds me that women have different preferences.

 

[Deleted member 17752]

Mine just reminds me that women have different preferences.

They prefer someone who isn't me or you

Your mother knows, they all know.

Goddamnit dude I seriously feel like everyone is staring at me when I just go about my business, perpetually watching. I'm always anxious of making a mistake when I do regular stuff like study or go to the gym because of how self-conscious I am.

 

[Ignas]

Meanwhile my mum tells me to go to SEA

My Mum bluepillmogs yours. She tells me to leave SEA and go to the West. Perhaps my future wife is there she says JFL

 

[acnescarcel]

go to cancun bro

 

[OmniVoid]

Escortmaxx then rope

 

[Guest2]

She's pranking you bro

 

[jerrycan dan]

My doctors never do

Mine just reminds me that women have different preferences.

brutal mompill

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Mine just reminds me that women have different preferences.

Yes masculine chad, pretty boy chad, nerdy chad, etc

 

[universallyabhorred]

Moms me.

 

[_wifebeater_]

Moms me.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

My Mum bluepillmogs yours. She tells me to leave SEA and go to the West. Perhaps my future wife is there she says JFL

fucking lol

ur mum sounds kinda based

She tells me to get hookers though

 

[Manletmancer]

Tbh you sound volcel

 

[Deleted member 8353]

My doctors never do

Same bro. I don't know whether or not I should feel good about that though, I mean at least I don't have to tell them that I'm a virgin since it's so obvious.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Thats good, shes bluepilled but its normal for boomers.

 

[HumanTrash]

I think you were pranked on aprils fools

 

[tooth monster]

Oh I remember when my mom warned me of the same things. She lost hope now so it isn't as annoying as before.

 

[lurker45]

Before I went to college, my parents had a "talk" with me about how to deal with the police when I'm being rowdy and drunk. Like I wasn't going to be outside of my room past 7 PM every night.

 

[Cuyen]

lmao she is fucking bluepilled bro

 

[albie]

So when are you guys gonna ER? gives us a hint of where you'll strike next.

 

[JohnnySalami]

I just make up stories and shit honestly. I’m good at faking it

 

[Kakarot]

I don't understand how moms don't understand. I mean they are foids after all. If their son is short and ugly they should know he won't be liked by girls.

 

[Incel801]

My parents knew that I was hopless..they gave my brother the talk and all sorts of retarded christian books to read..but I didn't get any of that

 

[InMyCellInHell]

My mom once said to me once I turned 16 that I should start carrying a condom with me. I just looked at her with the most sarcastic smirk I ever gave someone. jfl

 

[ihaveno1]

my mom gave me these talks back when i was in middle school, she assumed foids would want me in hs but instead i got shitty puberty and they all hated me

 

[Anoncel123]

My both parents and my brother knows about my inceldom state, so they don't bother me with those bluepill lies. Only my grandfather still asking me why I don't have a gf (back in his time having a partner wasn't so difficult, he doesn't understand how difficult is nowadays to get a gf if you're ugly).

 

[Deleted member 14430]

My parents do not speak to me

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

God fucking damnit guys how do I cope with being a failure and a genetic dead end??

Rope

 

[AutisticCopecel]

just tell her the truth bro i mean whats the point on hiding it and try to blackpilll her about your situation

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Mom and son talking condoms. Fucking shameless degenerate (((families))).

JFL @ west.

 

[Deleted member 16023]

Yes masculine chad, pretty boy chad, nerdy chad, etc

 

[Dionysus]

thats sound bad bro thank god my parents dont talk about that shit with me

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Your mom is living in a weird fantasy where 99% of men are ugly, yet you are beautiful somehow

 

[Deleted member 4159]

At least your mom thinks you can get laid.

 

[Ahegao enthusiast]

I don't understand how moms don't understand. I mean they are foids after all. If their son is short and ugly they should know he won't be liked by girls.

Their senses are blinded due to him being her son. She cant believe that her offspring is too ugly to get laid