My Freak Story of First Masturbation

[Tristan Cel]

I was about 14. I didn't know what Masturbation was. I was very late to puberty.

A hot neighbor lady, let's call her Olga, because she had that slavic blonde eastern europe look.

I used to do work at her house, yard, etc. One time I was using her restroom and I discovered a vibrator. In a drawer while snooping around.

I turned it on and put it on my penis, and within ten seconds I was hard and ejaculated.

Suddenly I heard the garage door open and her car was pulling in.

A pile of white cum was on her bathroom carpet.

I doubt she ever knew or saw it.

....and get this.....

For a year after that I was afraid I had caught a STD off the vibrator.

 

[Deleted member 30187]

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

around that age, i found my brother's girlfriend's bra and stuck my dick in one of the cups

 

[Deleted member 21768]

My 1st masturbation story.
Friend in school shown me the porn channel when we were 7.
The next day I watched while my parents were sleeping.
Fapped to a pornstar I sadly don't know the name of by humping a cushion until I came water.
The end.

I thought I broke my dick many years later when it was less like water and started to actually be thick cum. Thought that wasn't normal.

 

[Deleted member 31122]

I just did it when I was 6, lol started touching dick and it was pleasant feeling, I could coom multiple times in row without "cooldown" until like 11 when I got sperm

 

[Liszt]

I just did it when I was 6, lol started touching dick and it was pleasant feeling, I could coom multiple times in row without "cooldown" until like 11 when I got sperm

Wdym cooldown? I can just go again after I coom

 

[Deleted member 31122]

Wdym cooldown? I can just go again after I coom

I don't want it anymore for hours after first time

 

[Liszt]

I don't want it anymore for hours after first time

Wait what? I get horny after just 5 mins if I don’t coom again. I have to coom 3 or 4 times in a row to feel satisfied for a day

 

[Deleted member 31122]

Wait what? I get horny after just 5 mins if I don’t coom again. I have to coom 3 or 4 times in a row to feel satisfied for a day

Maybe just I am too low T

 

[Liszt]

Maybe just I am too low T

Probably get it checked

 

[Tristan Cel]

When I came, I wasn't thinking any sexual thoughts.

It just felt good.

I don't think I even had any pubes.

I guess my body was already producing a lot of ejaculate.

around that age, i found my brother's girlfriend's bra and stuck my dick in one of the cups

Yeah. It's incredibly erotic that first time. Touching panties or bra to your dink. ....if you can smell a bit of perfume, it's ten times more erotic.

 

[Ika-Sama]

The first time I fapped was when I was 12.

 

[Ellsworth]

The first time I fapped was when I was 12.

I believe I was 20 or 21

 

[kikecel]

I was 8 when i first masturbated, no cum came out but i did feel the orgasm

 

[Diocel]

I believe I was 20 or 21

Were you aware of what masturbation was at that time?

 

[Hyperwristcel]

 

[SirIncel]

My first masturbation - the cum flew through the entire room like a fountain.
Since then I knew I had to use tissues.

 

[Ellsworth]

Were you aware of what masturbation was at that time?

Yes for the most part. Just thought it sounded gross. When I was like 13 when most kids start, I didn’t fully understand what it was or how common it was.

 

[ThePopeofCope]

I was 13 and was toweling off before archery practice (my parents wanted me to have a hobby other than being an autist and building Legos), and noticed that it felt pretty good to towel off my sin-stick. Sure enough, I coomed, and thought I fucking broke something. Was terrified the whole day.

 

[Made in Heaven]

I just did it when I was 6, lol started touching dick and it was pleasant feeling, I could coom multiple times in row without "cooldown" until like 11 when I got sperm

How do you coom without having sperm?

I believe I was 20 or 21

I have no foreskin so I can't really fap, but the first time I coomed outside of wet dreams was when I was 21 too, don't know how it happened, woke up one morning, had morning wood, and it happened

 

[Deleted member 30198]

i just fapped to some random porn video in xvideos when i was 11 and thats it

 

[Deleted member 31122]

How do you coom without having sperm?

I have no foreskin so I can't really fap, but the first time I coomed outside of wet dreams was when I was 21 too, don't know how it happened, woke up one morning, had morning wood, and it happened

Childs don't produce it but you still feel pleasure

 

[DisgustingSlob]

Yeah. It's incredibly erotic that first time. Touching panties or bra to your dink. ....if you can smell a bit of perfume, it's ten times more erotic.

Panties don't smell like perfume... They smell like crusty vaginal discharge.

 

[Diocel]

I have no foreskin so I can't really fap

How? im cut too but i can.

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

I always find it amusing how leddit/cucktears, huffingglue post, and other libtard types claim to be so sexually progressive and liberated, but always react with bible-beater type outrage to any non-chad heterosexual male having sexuality in any way, including masturbation. (((They))) want unattractive males to be sexless worker drones who do nothing but slave away, pay taxes, obey rules, and simp for foids.